sleepy

christopher columbus

ancient

new

:lol: That sounds like something that would be on a late night channel

Knight

steed

sir lancelot

posh

aholic

The answer is Tom. The apple truck wasn't carrying any apples that day, it had been subcontracted out and had a consignment of deck chairs on board. Also, Tom had another five apples in his satchel that I forgot to mention earlier.

rip off ...........

sooner ha a good laugh than play housey not that old yet

its relieve ha ha

trolley

complex(you must have one)

man says to wife put ya coat on me you and the dog are going fishing wife replies i don't want to go fishing so he gives her 3 options fishing blow job or take it up the !*!@# she gets on her knees and starts sucking this tastes like !*!@# she says he replied yeah dog didn't fancy going fishing either

laughter

Cupid

{Thinks: That should put it on hold! }

love

Here's a good one that was in a newspaper quiz over the holiday. It 's not really a riddle but a kids maths question. It went something like this:

Tom has three apples in his pocket. Mary has four apples but has eaten half of one. Tom has eaten three quarters of one of his. An apple lorry has just spilled it's contents and each child can pick up two apples per five seconds with each hand. Tom has got one hand in his pocket and Mary didn't start picking any other apples until she had eaten that half of one. It takes four minutes and thirty five seconds to eat an apple.

Who has got the most apples after ten minutes?

mary

Complete the last two in this sequence: 1=3, 2=3, 3=5, 4=4, 5=4, 6=3, 7=5, 8=5, 9=4, 10=3, 11=?, 12=?

11=6

12=6

indian

syrup

stayed in wi a few mates over. partied till two.... ended up wi more alcohol than i started with

happy birthday hope its a good one

too right they are deli not much better oh and the "fresh" turkeys are stood in the back till they defrost ha ha