Pete

Won't the queen mind?

Joe

I like that Joe, goodun

It was my last menage a trois.

Three's a crowd Denzel

Well its that time of year again so I would like to wish all members of this board,

When is the unveiling of the new Denzel? Urbane, Smooth,Literate, Witty? C/W company car, I just can't wait for the collective shock to the system.

By the way, is Pitmatic accepted as English South of the Yorkshire line yet?

Again congratulations Denzel, I just knew the real you had to emerge sometime.

Joe

I dont think they understand pitmatic geordie south of Bedlington Joe. especialy not in Leicester so Denzel will have to use the Queens English when he's on his travels.

Pete, that's a shocking thing to say!

Well they look a bit pig headed to me Denzel

Stamina - a man of your advancing years may struggle with such a fine young filly!

Ad give it a good go Denzel

Up like a salmon!

Bring on that lot from Chelsea Obi will put them to bed man.

Av lost the plot what are you all talking about.

Just been informed pete that we do have a band on Saturday Night, Broken Spoke-60's 70's 80's and 90's soft rock, very very good band!!!

I droped in your pub on Saturday night about 8.30, Guiness was good but there was nobody in the place, band sounded good ended up in the Railway tavern good night mind.

The name Market Tavern through me a bit did it not used to be the Howard arms?

Friday night went to the Market Place club Guiness superb.

UK Brand Manager!

Read it and weep, fat boys.

Congratulations Denzel

She'd be too much for you Pete!

Price or stamina?

Aye, hats off to the lads.

Cue a pithy remark from Pencil Neck about Steven Gerrard.

Have we got any players left to be able to put a team out on Satuday?

Get your boots out Denzel.

Congratulations to the happy couple.

Is that Mr and Mrs Nobody?

Are you referring to an 'artistic', probably Scandinavian, movie?

You must have seen it Denzel if you know its Scandinavian. Its called the adventures of the Summer sisters.

Half time Chelsea 0 0 Newcastle walking wounded

Can we do it?

Ah well it was a excelent performance by the boy's in black and white.

Aye. And she makes croissants for breakfast.

She can make me breakfast anytime

:D

Pete's been on the Tipp-Ex again!

Half time Chelsea 0 0 Newcastle walking wounded

Can we do it?

So is her other sister, Indian.

triple X rated

Close to what?!

Cant wait for tomorrow the excitment is begining to build get them blue boys on the field and thrash them 2 0

Nowt wrang with frog's legs Pete. Especially those belonging to Vanessa Paradis.

Was'nt sure who she was so I checked on the web, Cor your right Denzel.

Kids these days man Pete, bliddy sex mad. I blame that Fran Summers, or whatever she's called.

Her sister hot summers is even better Denzel.

Will you be bringing Chorlton the friendly dragon too?!

No Denzel the wife's not comming this trip.

Lets get Denzel made "Lord of Bedlington"

Thats a good idea

Just been informed pete that we do have a band on Saturday Night, Broken Spoke-60's 70's 80's and 90's soft rock, very very good band!!!

Ah well dont mind the sixties music, al wear me drain pipes and wedgers

I want a mingling stick for Christmas!

Hope its not chips and frogs legs.