davey

On the tap there Colonel?

I wouldn't call Babayaro modest, last time I saw the flash B@stard was in Julies sleazing on to some lass buying shitloads of cristal....no, a better discription would be !*!@#. Wayne Bridge is a canny player, a snip at the reported £3m it would take to sign him. Looks like we'll be starting with Ameobi and Duff up front, that'll do for me like. Is the match being shown anywhere in Bedlington on Sat?

Pie sarnie - get a Greggs mince pie, cut the top off, fill it with pickled onion space raiders and tom sauce. It'll send ya taste buds mental! If Gordon Ramsey thought of that he'd be hailed as a !*!@# genius! Note: Space raiders can be replaced by monster munch however this will considerably increase the cost of the meal.