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ive tryed all the indians in bedlington and monsoons is by far the best

Fabian

There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense. She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense. When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors. She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at. The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first." Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed. As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your dik tastes like crap Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."

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no have you ever falling asleep pi5t and been tarted up

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph..' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad, replied Ralph the hen, but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Ralph. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... Ralph! Wake up you dirty bast*rd. You s**t the bed!'

Newsflash.................. Rescuers in Pakistan have this morning confirmed that the number of dead so far is over 30,000 people and is still rising..........they will attempt to enter a third house this morning.

cant stand the bloke

Bedlington twined with the burning dephts of Hell Bedlington The bowels of the country Bedlington The Town Time Forgot

get a nokia n95 8gb it wipes the floor with any iphone

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It is just another working day at the brothel. The punters are coming, the cash is coming, and the girls are faking it. Suddenly the door opens, and a figure steps through the threshold, silhouetted against the backdrop of the red lights. It is a boy, a young boy, about nine. In his hand is a length of string, reaching all the way to the floor, where it is fastened around the neck of what looks like a dead frog. The figure picks the frog up, strides up to the counter, and places the amphibian onto it, exclaiming,"I want a bitch with herpes." Behind the counter, the sexmonger is flabbergasted. "I'm sorry, what did you say?" "I said I want a bitch with herpes" says the child. "Well I'm afraid we don't have any ladies that fit that description" replies the Madam. "I want a bitch with herpes, and I am going to have a bitch with herpes" says the boy, putting £1000 on the counter, next to the frog. The Madam thinks about this for a while and decides that the reputation of her house of ill-repute is definitely worth £1000. She sends for one of her many shingle infected sluts. The boy follows the genitally deformed working girl to her room, trailing his frog behind him. After an hour of quite bizarre shenanigans the kid returns to the counter, frog in tow, to thank the Madam. She takes this opportunity to ask the question that had been puzzling her for the entire previous hour, "Why did you want a whore with herpes?" "Well," explains the boy "My parents are going out tonight. In the evening I'm going to bang my babysitter. When my dad drives her back home, he's going to bang her. Then he's going home to bang Mum. In the morning she's going to bang the milkman. He's going to bang his wife, she's going to bang her boss, he's going to bang his wife - my English teacher, she's going to bang my headmaster and HE'S THE C+NT WHO KILLED MY FROG!

im playing call of duty 4 and 5 and a few others but mostly them two

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mobius

helen the cake lady or kris

sweetiepie ?

i think he means that it would be better if the ps3 games were blue ray instead of using the blue ray player just for movies as the games are DVD9/dual layer

Our Ref: KN Your Ref: Contact: Ms K Norris Direct Line: (01670) 533495 E-Mail Address: Kay.Norris@northumberland.gov.uk 30 April 2009 Dear Sir or Madam Your attendance is requested at the AREA COMMITTEE SOUTH EAST to be held in Newbiggin Sports Centre on Wednesday, 13 May 2009 at 6.00 pm. Yours faithfully N Cook Director of Corporate Services. To the members of the South East Area Committee (Councillors Armstrong, A R; Bircham, M K; Brechany, T; Brown, M; Campbell, D; Coils, V; Crowther, B; Daley, W; Davey, G; Davey, S; Douglas, M I; Gobin, J J; Lang, J A; Ledger, D; Nixon, R; Parry, K; Pegg, A H; Reed, S L; Reid, J; Richards, M E; Rickerby, L J; Romer, A C; Rowe, J D; Sawyer, J; Swithenbank, I C F; Thompson, A; Todd, G; Tompkins, I M R; Tyler, V; Webb, G; Wilson, T S) AGENDA PART I It is expected that the matters included in this part of the agenda will be dealt with in public. 1. APOLOGIES FOR ABSENCE 2. APPOINTMENT OF VICE CHAIRMAN 3. DISCLOSURE OF MEMBERS INTERESTS Members are invited to disclose the existence and nature of any personal and/or prejudicial interest they may have in any of the items included on the agenda for the meeting in accordance with Part 2 of the Code of Conduct, adopted by the County Council on 5 September 2007. N.B. Any member wishing to seek clarification as to whether it may be appropriate to disclose an interest in respect of any item on this agenda, must seek advice from the Director of Corporate Services prior to the meeting. 3. PUBLIC QUESTION TIME To reply to any questions received from members of the public, which may be received in writing in advance of the meeting or asked in person at the meeting. 4. PETITIONS – UPDATE ON SITUATION To receive any petitions presented by members of the public and/or elected members, and to consider any reports on any petitions if they have been received adequately in advance of the meeting. 5. ELECTORAL REVIEW - UPDATE 6. MEMBERS’ SMALL SCHEMES To provide an update on Members’ Small Schemes 7. VENUE FOR NEXT MEETING 8. URGENT BUSINESS (IF ANY) To consider such other business as, in the opinion of the Chairman, should, by reason of special circumstances, be considered as a matter of urgency.

i spoke to the gaffa today and he said take as many blocks/flags as you want as there only going to get skipped

Good guess but unfortchantly not, sorry to disappoint . my name is rory dobson hense the name dobbaz ive got a gay friend that calls herself TracyNorthEast im just wondering if that is her or him, maybe i should of done it in a pm but what the hell.