Malcolm Robinson

Until you eat it Eggy!

A racist walks into a crowded bar. He looks around and sees a black man sitting in a corner. The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, “I’m going to buy everyone in this bar a free drink, except for that black guy over there!” Everybody is clapping and cheering for the racist and when he buys the last pint, the black man turns around, puts his thumb up and says, “Thanks mate!” The racist is slightly puzzled by his reaction but doesn’t pay too much attention to it. The next night, the racist goes into the same bar and again, there is a black guy sitting in the corner, so the man, again, goes to the bar, turns around and says, “I’m going to buy everyone here a free drink, except for that black guy over there!” The patrons are all ecstatic and are hugging and cheering the racist for his generosity. When he buys the last pint, the black guy turns around, puts his thumb up and says, “Thanks mate!” The racist scratches his head and asks the barman, “Why is that black guy thanking me when he’s the only person I’m not buying drinks for?” “Well” the barman responds, “he owns this place.”

I had to show my UK passport to UK customs when I last used the Chunnel and I was in France when I had to produce it!!!!!!!! It was a division of a south coast constabulary. And a very warm welcome they gave me!

UK passports service is on the Calais side of the Chunnel.

Its about all pulling together. The Development Trust is a big player there.

Yes Eggy its a WBTC project. We are doing all of ours this year! Canny lass, trying to tie the Town in with a corporate colour scheme so our area will be easily identified through branding. More of that to come!

Our Bus Shelter renewal project has started. Some new ones in places where there have never been shelters before but where residents have identified as being needed!

Happy Birthday Merc........

Maggie........if it is Tuesday I can join you. I have something for you........if I can find it!!!!!!!

They have some outstanding stuff to sort out! http://guernseypress.com/tag/child-abuse/

4.30pm next Tuesday at the community centre Cannylass......see what the next generation of Bedlingtonians are coming up with!

But what a way to go cannylass...............................

Why can't we have been more like 'canny' Iceland! http://www.blacklistednews.com/Iceland_Sentences_29th_Banker_To_Prison,_US_Bankers_Still_Collecting_Bonuses/48620/0/38/38/Y/M.html

Who put that together? Arch?

We gave it away........ so it didn't actually go the same way as the Dodo but the result is the same. Didn't think you were that deluded pilgrim!

Whey aye............

Maggie, Last sentence.......in essence quite the opposite actually!

,,,,,,,,or not as the case maybe pilgrim!

Maybe...........

West Bedlington Town Council, always keen to promote the interests of its residents have this time teamed up with the Department of Work and Pensions to put on a Jobs Fair in the town. If you want to find out more just come along on the day.........

That should go into the jokes section pilgrim!