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Malcolm Robinson

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  1. P.O.L.I.T.I.CS = pointless organised laughing in theatrical idiotic cults or B.O.L.L.I.C.K.S :lol:

    sack the lot!

    And replace with what or just not replace at all? Even if you are an anarchist you would end up with a military style gov and be much worse off! It maybe fashionable to scoff, satirize and ignore politicians these days but they do make decisions which affect all of us every day! Much better to get them back into line where they actually represent our views instead of dictating the way we lead our lives.

  2. Try voting for someone other than Labour.

    With the forthcoming changes it would seem an opportune time to get rid of 'party politics' at local level.

    The council have just had a "public reply' document about the changes out, anyone on here replied?

    ANYONE KNEW ABOUT IT?

  3. There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and

    by hand.

    This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

    If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

    If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take

    two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote

    known as;

    Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or

    Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

    Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should forward this warning to 5 friends.

    If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected

  4. Not quite. It's Three that is marketing the phone and the service. The hardware is a freebie if you sign a monthly contract or £49.99 if you want one on PAYG. Heavily subsidised either way.

    You don't pay for the connection. How Three earn revenue is that to maintain the free connection to the Internet (and to Skype) you have to have paid a minimum top-up of your mobile in the previous month. Likely you'd be doing that anyway.

    Next launch will be Australia then Italy.

    Why it is significant is that it's the very first time that a telecom major has retreated from the cost-per-call model for other than local calls on their own network. There have been a few very limited harbingers that this was going to happen, but VoIP is what is known to economists as a "disruptive technology". In layman's terms: Directly paying for phone calls to wherever is a long-ingrained idea that is dead on its feet!

    I registered with Skype a couple of years ago but have hardly used it, why, because the “free” call package I get with my broadband connection makes it unnecessary and the people I want to talk to don’t have to be Skype registered. If you are sitting in front of a computer all day working that may well be a different matter of course.

    Isn’t it true that Skype didn’t attract the numbers it hoped for at its launch and roll out?

    Having said that I can see a mobile “free” service attracting more take up, it had to come once the web was available to mobiles, but it will be a race like VHS and Betamax was because the providers paid something like 26 billion and want to see their profits protected.

  5. In the USA comedian Steven Colbert announces his candidacy for president:

    http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/pl...p;is_large=true

    Which UK comedian would you like to nominate for British Prime Minister?

    Might be a good idea to change them all coz there has been a bunch of comedians at the helm for ages now! You see the PM begging to get a seat on the sofa on GMTV and comedians making sense on Question time! Not only that the comedians, along with the media, have been the only real opposition to the last few governments. To cap it all PMQ's and Westminster in general have decended into comedy stand up central!

  6. One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

    By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to

    his side of the bed.

    "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

    He whispered back, " I found the remote!"

  7. its verry easy how it works wen you pick a number from 10 to 99 then add the two numbers together then subtract from your orig number your always gona come up with the same one its easy so lets say you picked 88 so you go 8+8=16 then its 88-16=72 now look at the numbers ive marked they all have the same pic on them

    I bet you tell the kids the tooth fairy doesn't really leave money under their pillow!

    The rule of nine always meant something else to me......you use it to set tappets on OHV engines.

    It is still a pretty cool take on an old theme!

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