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  17. Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)

    in Chat Central

    Posted

    A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.

    They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first

    But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

    Emma come first.

    Den I come.

    Den two asses come together.

    I come once-a-more! ...

    Two asses they come together again.

    I come again and pee twice.

    Then I come one lasta time.'

    The lady can't take this anymore

    "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!"

    She retorted indignantly.

    'In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"

    'Heycoola down lady' said the man

    "Whooza talkin' about sex?”

    "I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi”

    £5.00 says you're going to read it again!

  18. Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)

    in Chat Central

    Posted

    Italian Funeral

    A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most

    unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

    A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.

    Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash.

    Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

    The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this Whose funeral is it?"

    "My wife's."

    ''What happened to her?"

    "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

    He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

    My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also.

    A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed

    between the two men..

    The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"

    The Italian man replied, "Get in the line."

  22. UKIP advertising

    in Chat Central

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    Try getting some EU funding merc. Oh and how come I see little communities across the water awash with EU funding, well because the EU doesn't like our LEPs they much perfer a 'prefecture' heading up their investments. For me the choice is simple, either go the whole hog and lets have a United States of Europe or lets get out. Where we are (have been led) now is untenable!

  25. Keith Lockey

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    Just been asked by Keith's brother to let everyone know Keith has passed away.

    As a regular contributor on this site and a moderator Keith will be sadly missed by all. No doubt he will be entertaining them all upstairs with his own particular brand of humour.

    I know all members will want to pass on our deepest sympathy to his family.

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