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Malcolm Robinson

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  1. If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself.

    The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what

    do you do? You opt for Part G.

    Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (Part G) and four bullets. You

    are allowed to shoot four politicians. This means, of course, that you'll be

    sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your

    head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the

    Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's

    great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or

    heart? They're all covered.

    As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as

    they do now!

    And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told

    you they can't afford for you to go into a home. And....you can get rid of 4

    useless politicians while you're at it. And now, because you're a prisoner,

    you don't have to pay any more income taxes.

    Is this a great country or what?

    Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week ..

  2. Again which chuffing council? ..............................

    You have the most up to date information the Town Council were given by the owner.

    If you mean the county council who have authority on all planning matters then you need to ask them but please differentiate between councils.

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