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  1. Right!

    Just to clear up the ambiguity of the houses....the set up on the right of the pic,over from the Whitley School IS Hollymount Square,where i lived from it first being built after the war,left a bit,and you can see Haig Road,and Cornwall Crescent,facing onto the Dr pit football field.

    Central,and leading over to Haig Road,is Rosalind Avenue ,aa knew every body in them houses when i lived there,but a lot of names are gone noo!

    I sat next to Derek Wilkinson's younger Brother Alan,all my school life,from the Villlage infants,the Whitley,and Westridge,for a while,until I went into the Upper Remove..[which was the worst thing I ever did in my School life!!]

    Alan was considered for East Northumberland juniors football team,but a canna mind noo,if he got there,but he was a great footballer,even though I knew nowt aboot fitba',I could see how good he was back then!

  2. I used to go to the Sunday School up there,at the top-end,and got a little blue star stamped on my attendance card each week.

    I can remember playing games and the guys running it were very good with all the kids,I was only aboot eight,and my older Brother took me each week for a while,then we just stopped going...canna mind why!

  3. About twenty years ago,an old friend of mine died.

    His Son,Bob,also a very good friend,went with another close friend of his,to clear out his Dad's house and garage.

    Bob came across a very old and a bit battered brass instrument,in the old garage.

    He was in the process of carrying it outside to throw it into the skip,when Alan,his mate stopped him and said he knew who would give it a good home.

    Next day Alan knocked on my door,holding a black bin liner,with something bulky,and heavy-looking in it.

    "Bill",Alan said,"can ye find room in your studio for this aad thing...?"

    I looked to see what it was,and saw it was what I thought was a Euphonium..very old,with most of the silver-plating worn off.

    Upon closer examination,and advice from Dennis Todd,at Bedlington's only musical instrument shop,[lovely fella,so is his Wife,],we saw a

    plate with the words "Salvation Army"...plus other text details.

    Dennis said it was a "b-flat bass",and the valves were worn out.

    He said it could be restored and re-plated Silver once more,for about two-hundred pounds,[then!],but it would be worth about 2,500 pounds.

    It is still in it's original worn-out and blackened condition,in my studio....I hadn't the heart to interfere with it!...it's a memento of my good old friend

    who passed away all those years ago.

    Mind,if I knew of a Salvation Army Museum,I would willingly donate it,if only to preserve it after i'm gone!

    It's definitely pre-war,and looks like it has been blackened purposefully,as if to avoid it reflecting light during total blackout situations.

  4. Slightly off-topic,Threegee,but looking around everywhere noo,a think AAL thi lamp-posts are dangerous!!

    Half the stock of the metal ones are sawn off three feet above the ground and safety -taped,and the remaining ones are showing signs of rusting

    near the ground,I think some lamp-post makers just took Wansbeck Council for a ride,when they were contracted to make and supply the council with a few thousand for the whole shire!

    Back to Trotter's Memorial,he was a good doctor,who more or less pushed through laws to have better sanitation,and living conditions for the residents of Bedlingtonshire.

    I can picture the 3, and the 3A,buses swinging roond the memorial,ti turn into the "Bus-stand,at the top-end......on thi way ti thi toon!![in the '50s!],oh!...

    ...AND the 10,and thi 10A,also.....cos buses were so packed in them days that the United bus company had to put extra buses on,so they had the "A"

    suffix,and also the "Duplicate"...which was an extra bus to cope with demand,especially on days like "Cock-n-Hen day",from Morpeth to Blyth,on Wednesdays,which was a thriving market day in Morpeth....which was the 47 bus,and also the 48.

    When we came out of the pit,at Choppington High Pit,on Wednesdays,we had to stand for over an hour,as one bus after the other went past full-up,and the old-timer's would say,in a grumbly tone of voice,"Whey yi might knaa,it's bliddy cock-n-hen day..."!!

  5. Them were the days,when a was lad of 12 years old,when a used ti gaan up ti thi Netherton colliery village,and help Ray Bell to mek thi pigswill in a huge witches setpot,ootside,doon at the ranch.[in 1956-ish].When a was riding me bike up the Netherton Lonnen,[now dilapitated and disused due to another council sacrilegous blunder...],a cud smell the swill cooking a half-mile away...it was lovely on a winter's day,cos effectively,it was real vegetable soup,better than we humans eat,cos it was made from the skins of all the vegetables,which is known to be the best part OF the vegetable!!....and we are supposed to be intelligent!

    The swill cooked for three days ,cos there was a bit more than your average Asda tin in that setpot!....enough to feed fifty pigs!

    A used ti enjoy feeding times,and also when a sow had her litter,you had sometimes 17 piglets to juggle around the udders,cos the weakest ones couldn't push their way in,so you had to help them oot!

    My oldest Sister married Ray,that's why I used ti go up there a lot.

    Everybody in the village kept their peelings for Ray,and I think they might have got a reward of a few rashers,or a joint,in return....I don't know for sure.

    His Mother,ran a lovely green Morris Oxford,in 1956,that was the big car of the day,very luxurious...made me wonder how,when everybody was so hard-up,in the post-war years of austerity!

    Aye....those were the days my friend!

  6. Brilliant pics,and a reminder to see my Sister about howking my mug oot...[the drinking one ...for all you clever-clogs!...],a think she boxed all me Mother's china away,when Ma died.

    Do you know of anybody who got the blue history book?

    Did you go to the Whitley as weel Maggie?

  7. Hi Canny Lass!

    Aye,Dougie was a real gud crack,and a canny fella.Sorry to hear of him passing away.

    You know,half of Netherton village moved into Hollymount Square,when it was completed , in the early 1950's.

    As a bairn,I played with all the "new" kids who moved in...[cos my family were among the very first ones to move there...I was about three years old..nearly four....and one of the "experienced" kids!]

    Can you remember the Bell family who had the "ranch" at Netherton?

    or Robbie's garage?

    Bobby Cowell was the Safety Officer at the pit,he was a canny lad.

  8. Hi Brian,aye,a got me Deputies tickets,I was on Deputy-work for seven years at Bates pit,[they sent me there cos Bedlington A pit was closing-so it was nae gud me gaan back there after the course was finished].

    A chucked it in,and the NUM accepted me back into the union,and I spent the rest of my time there,on composite work,in the Three-quarter seam,amang aal the waata and clarts,and bad roof conditions![ a man-made hell!]

    A musta gotten on weel wi aal thi lads,cos it had nivvor been knaan before,cos once you are a Deputy,there was never any way you could go back into the NUM!

    But there were loads of lads in all the face teams said they would have ne working with them.

    I ended up back with my old Marra from 1962 [at Choppington high pit],who I got split from  way back then,when all the little pits closed in the 1960's.

    Bill,[my old long-time Marra],can be seen on my photostream,on Flickr,taken doon the three-quarter at Bates pit ,in 1986.

    Where did you work Brian,and also,you wouldn't happen to be actor Bobby's Brother....would you?

    Old Bobby Cross,[actor Bobby's Dad],worked at Choppington high pit,in the 1950-60's a canny aad soul.

  9. Hi Canny Lass!

    You reminded me that I did three weeks training down Netherton pit,in 1971,as part of my Deputy training course.I was only 27 years old,then!!

    I was under the charge of Norman Smeaton,and Dougie Moore,in alternating shifts.

    Dougie told me the local story of the district we were working in.

    One night,in night-shift,a few years before my time there,the deputy was sitting at his "Kist",writing out his official reports for that shift,

    .He happened to look up from his report book,and a dim light caught his eye,a long way inbye.

    Naturally,he thought it was just one of his men coming outbye,at the end of the shift.

    As the light came nearer,he glanced up again,and was frozen with fear,when the figure of an old miner from a byegone year,dressed with his soft cloth

    "stottie-cake" cap and "Midge" oil-lamp in his hand,[from generations before the Deputy..] slowly,and silently,walked past the Kist,without showing any

    sign of being aware that the Deputy was even watching him....he had an old clay pipe in his mouth,which wasn't lit.

    Then the figure just faded into the darkness.

    After that,several men saw the same old figure,and each one described him exactly the same,passing the kist at the same time each night ,until the men no longer were afraid,and used to remark about seeing .."old Freddie"...[or whatever name they had given the figure.] Noo,can anybody from Netherton confirm the origin of this story please?

    Once you heard a story like this,underground,it forever left you being wary,and wondering if you would encounter the same figure,and how you would react!

    Ask around for me will you ..please?

    Cheers!

  10. Another famous-to -be-in -Bedlington name on there John,that of James Bower of Market Place.

    The Bower family ran the coal  wagons,and Rafffi Bower ran the Marqee hire business also with his Daughter,who spent her days with one-hundredwieght sacks of coal on her shoulders running up flights of stairs with them sometimes! 

    James grew up and moved to number 6 Hollymount Square,when the houses were first built,at the same time my family moved into number 13.

    ME and his Son,young Jimmy Bower,became inseparable mates so much,people took us for brothers!

    Russel is in there ,A lass  who later bore family who lived in Milllfield,and I am assuming it would be her son,Jimmy, who sat behind me all the way through our entire school life[cos in those day,you could sit next to your friend as you went through the school years till you left!]

    Interesting document! would love to see more!

  11. They used cobs at Bedlington A pit in the High Main seam,cos it was nearly ten feet high coal.

    Shetlands,in the Harvey seam when I worked there in 1965-71,wwhen the pit closed.

    At Choppington High Pit,conditions were very bad,with extreme roof pressure,twisting and lowering a 12foot wide,by eight foot high roadway,down to less than four foot high in places....scary when you see it for the first time. 

    Consequently all the pony's were small Shetlands,not all of which were broken in and trained!!....we often had to take fresh unbroken ponies inbye and train them with a long rein to the bit.[not forgetting,it WAS a "tetty-pit"....!]

    When they drifted down to the Top Busty seam,conditions were wet,and really bad on the coalfaces,but the roadways stood for longer than they did up in the Beaumont seam....so  it made it a bit better for the ponies,even though it  was still cruelty them being there.

  12. Foxy love your  then and now photos. Just wondering what used to be on the Johnny Johnson home site next door to the light shop, I just cant remember.

    The "Wheatsheaf" pub adjacent to Smails shop,with "Hunter's" shop built on,as you were heading down the bank,in that order.

    Between Smails and the pub,ran the back lane for Hollymount Avenue,and about 50 yards down the lane,was the Co-op dairy warehouse,where all

    the milk  supplies were stored,plus the dairy vans were kept there also.

    The lite shop used to be Smails,or,"Smaily's" as we called it when we were kids.

    I lived in Hollymount Square,from 3 years old,till I got married.

    When I was about 11 years old,I used to go over to the dairy,and wait sometimes 2 hours ,for the delivery truck,coming from Stocksfield,Ryton,Crawcrook,Greenside,and over to our dairy.

    At first,I couldn't lift a full wooden heavy 20-pint crate,["helping the milkman!"],so old Bob Reed,the Bedlington dairyman,with only one arm used to stack the crates off the lorry,three-high,and I used to pull the stack across the bare concrete floor,which Bob had dampened to help with slideability........!

    I had to pull each stack about 15 yards,clear of the doors,and put the stacks in neat lines,so Bob could get at them to load his little Morris Minor van up in the morning,to start HIS deliveries around Bedlington.

    At that age,my arms and legs ached,by the time I had pulled 30-odd full crates over the floor,and the same number of crates of empty bottles.

    Those were the days of big heavy glass bottles with the wide necks,with cardboard tops,where you pressed out the centre to pull the top of the bottle off.

    We kids collected the tops,dried them out,and played "Skimmers"with them!

    As time went by,and I got stronger,I was literally throwing the crates up and onto the lorry deck,as I took turns with the lorry driver,and old Bob,to load up the lorry with all the empties.

    Best part was having a ride over to Seaton Delaval dairy,to unload all their crates,and take on the empties,then from there,back over to Choppington,Scotland Gate dairy,...same again,then back home.

    It was bloody hard work,a lot of fun and gud crack,cos the old'uns treated me like a young man,not a kid!

    My reward was a couple of "buckshee"pints of milk,for my Mother,and sometimes a bottle of orange juice,you know....the third-pint ones...they were a luxury item,cos rations were just about ending,so my "pay",in milk,saved my Mother a bit of money each day,it all mounted up,in those hard times!

    Bob drove his van all over Bedlington,with only the one arm,his right one,and he changed gear by pushing his arm through the steering wheel,changing gear,then resuming his hold on the wheel as normal.

    I never ever heard of old Bob having an accident of any kind!

    A bit off-topic,but you set me on a bender,Eileen,with your query!!

  13. John,this is intriguing the hell oot o' me here!

    The top name on the register is that of my Granda on me Faatha's side.[not me Granda,mind...cos me Faatha was born in 1915.....6 years after this lad was born.

    Summik fishy was gaan on in thi aad days,when they were so prim and proppa.....like hell were they!!

    Aad love ti see the register for 1948/9,for the village infants school,when aa started,a think a was aboot 4-and a -haaf,coos the way me birthday fell,between terms.

    A need ti dae sum research aboot me granda's aad chep!

    Thanks for posting this gem,John.!

  14. Bed-time again,already,and I have just gotten sat down,been walking Jess,me little darlin'!!

    Adam,thanks for your kind comment also,we have to be forever grateful to your Pa for me gettin the excellent pics of Bates,which everybody can see if they go to "Flickr.com.",or just type "Bates Pit Photos..Wilma's photostream",into Google.

    It's nearly 28 years since we went up the pit headgear,to get them shots, man....frightening how fast time slips away,the older you get!!

  15. As an afterthought,we weren't dumb pitmen,like society  used to portray us,....striking greedy miners...!

    Miners never had a strike from the 1926 general strike,until 1972....not a bad record for the most dangerous industry in the country,bar none!

    Compared to Dagenham Ford,and other industries,where they had lightning strikes every other week,sometimes over things like the coffe pot wasn't working,or the place was cold and draughty......COLD AND DRAUGHTY!![ They should have spent ONE shift at the shaft bottom,at any pit,but especially the wet pits like Choppington High PIT....they would be pleased to settle down in front of their work and not complain!

    Like my Personell Manager said to me once,at Ashington pit,"The Coal Board don't put a  £30million machine into any daft bugga's hands ye naa,Bill.."

    Skilled men!

  16. EEEH!Thanks Maggie,these are stories you couldn't make up,if you tried!!

    But you know,when my two lads were very young,they asked questions about what i did,when I went out to go down the pit.

    Most other men I worked with,used to say that once they chucked their tally [safety token],into the tally office,they forgot about the pit,and didn't want to hear

    about it till the next shift!

    They said they wouldn't talk to their wives or kids about it.

    But they would talk all night about what happened at the club the night before,what beer was best,and who had died.....funerals etc....

    I explained in detail,with drawings,and mining books from the library,exactly how coal was mined,coalcutters,shearers,hand-filling,low seams,water,bad roof conditions,methods of timbering up the roof for your own,and your marra's safety......etc

    This was from the ages when they could start to talk almost!!

    My wife could tell you all about ridding a caunch,or ploughing back to the mothergate with a uni-directional shearer!

    See?....I always thought the day would come,when there were no more coalmines to be seen...and it happened!

    Mining could sometimes have an interesting side to it.....

    Like when you were driving a new roadway,and you hit a Whinstone dyke,[igneous intrusion],after you blasted your way into the dyke,with explosives,you would sometimes smell rotten eggs,this was a gas called "stinkdamp",and was very dangerous,as it quickly killed your sense of smell,though the danger was still present,you had a false sense of security.With good ventilation,you quickly dispersed the gas,and made your way back into your place of work.Sometimes the gas was released from cavities in the whinstone,and these cavities were usually lined with beautiful crystals of differing types,mostly quartz,with a pentagon facet.

    One such cavity we encountered was about four feet high and about three feet wide,by about three feet deep.

    When we shone our caplamps into the cavity,it was like aladdin's cave!!

    The inside of the cavity was glittering like diamonds,and my marra's thought I was stupid when I remarked that this cavity was more than 200 million years old,and we were the first persons in the history of mankind,to see it!

    it would have been full of acidic water,and the action of the water on Iron Pyrites in the cavity would have produced the gas H2S ...Hydrogen Sulphide,

    otherwise known as "Stinkdamp".["Damp has no connection with water...it is a derivative of the German word.."Dampfe"..."Gas".

    So,Firedamp, [Methane],afterdamp..[Carbon Monoxide...after an explosion..],stinkdamp..[H2S],Blackdamp..[Carbon Dioxide..."Stythe"..caused by

    total depletion of Oxygen in the atmosphere,due to oxidation with materials such as the timber,the actual strata,and everything oxygen comes into contact with....causes death by suffocation..not actually poison.]

    Anyway,I had the foresight to collect some large specimens of crystals,still attached to the rock,and brought them home for my wife,to put on the hearth as unusual,and unique ornaments.I also brought loads of specimens for my kids to take to school for teacher,and also for other men,for their kids to take to school.

    Now that the pitis under water,and lost,these rocks and crystals are a fine reminder how bad it was working down the mines!

  17. When I was young,after the first few weeks at Westy,I had bad dreams that I was late for school and couldn't find the classroom where the lesson was being held!

    In my dreams I was frantically running up and down the stairs and going from room to room....of which there were millions!!...opening doors where lessons were in progress,and being reprimanded by each teacher for interrupting the lesson!

    See?....at the gud old Whitley memorial,you usually sat in the same desk,in the same room,and the different teachers came to you,with the odd exception to the rule,such as having to go for woodwork,obviously,or going into old Mouldy cheese's classroom for music lesson,where she thumped the life out of the piano keys till it was grossly out of tune!!

    So we from the Whitley,were totally bemused at seeing all these classrooms,and having to walk a quarter of a mile to go from maths,with Mr Freeman,to the other side of the school,to have history with Mr Abrahart!..[carrying a haversack on your back,equal to your own body weight with books!]

    At the Whitley you went in,empty-handed,did your lessons,and came yem,empty-handed!....tea,and away doon the woods ti play,or gaan fishing,or stuff like that....nae homework!!

    Westy,didn't haaf shake us up for adulthood...did it not?!!

  18. I have very fond memories of Westridge an yes the school did open in 1956 and I remember the first day there beinsg sent home and my worried mam asking what I had done wrong to be sent home. Coming like many of the others from the good old Whitley it was like landing on a different planet. I was selected for the Upper Remove and remember our form master George Marley. George Hemming explained that in other schools the remove classes were where the pupils who had problems and were slow learners, which worried those put in the Remove until he explained that he was reversing the trend and pupils selected for the Remove class were those they considered bright enough to go on for GCE. I never did take Northern Counties or GCE's as I left at Christmas 1958 to start in the pit, however I was lucky enough to get out of the pits in 1960 to pursue what I had always wanted to do and that was to train as a chef. However in 1975 I joined the Army Fire Service a Civilian organisation working for the MOD and served until 2003 when I took early retirement with the rank of Senior Divisional Officer.

    Aye Norman,MY Mother did exactly the same thing.Quizzes and questions,why are you home,you just went away......!

    A think most Mothers would have reacted the same way!

    A can picture Geordie Hemming standing on stage,saying.."Now i bet you all wish you had another day's holiday....well...thaat is exactly what is going to happen!"

    He said that the stationer's hadn't completed their contract on time,that we had no books,pens,or paper,etc,so we would be sent home,with a veiw to starting the next day.

    As he was talking,a pleasant ginger-haired kid from another school,therefore a complete stranger to me,spoke to me in whispers...."Halloww killer"..

    were his exact words,which struck me as a really good way to strike up a friendship!

    We became good mates from that day,me going up to West Lea,to his house,then over the Netherton fields and pit-heaps!

    That friendship was struck within ten minutes of going into the hall with 488 other pupils,all from different schools in the area!

    Aye,sum canny memories of that lovely building!

  19. Hi Wilma

    The only people in the classrooms in 1956 were the builders.

    I can assure you the school opened in Sept 1957, ask some of your old school pals.

    In Paul Mann's book he writes about the school opening for the first time in his chapter on "1957"

    I'm sure there must be a few old pupils (othere the two of us) that can help us confirm the date.

    Hi Norman!

    Many many thanks for saving my sanity!

    I have tossed this subject of Westridge's first day in my head for months now,even though I KNEW I was right,like,HOW can you forget your first day at a brand new school,mixing with pupils from all the other schools in the area,making new friends,bullied by new bullies,etc.......?

    Last night, I accessed the County Council's archives,for 1957,and it does say that Westridge was erected that year,which threw me into a turmoil,then I thought,yes,theoretically,for their purposes,being on budget etc,THAT date would be the finalising of all the handover paperwork,etc....

    Still,my mind said this was wrong!

    I started the first day in 1956,just after my twelfth birthday,when the school holidays ended in August of that year.

    Like you,Norman,I left in 1959,and went down the pits,and stayed in the industry till thatcher-the-hatcheter destroyed our jobs and communities.

    I have vivid memories of my years at Westridge,mostly good,some bad.

    I would dearly love to see your class photo,although you were a year ahead of me at leaving.

    I would also love to go back for a visit to see what remains of our old abode,cos looking from the outside,driving past,it's almost unrecognisable now!!

    Maybe James will be convinced that WE were right!

    Thanks again Norman,I am trying to place you,but having difficulty,both the Normans who were in my class sadly passed away years ago,at a very young age.

  20. When our queen was crowned,back in 1953....was it...?,correct me...i know i shud know,we under-12's got a lovely Coronation mug to keep, to commemorate the occasion.

    So my older Brother and me each got one,at the old Whitley Memorial.

    Now,the older pupils,of which i have two Sisters who fell into that category,each got a lovely gilt embossed book,entitled....."The History of Northumberland".

    An entry in that book stated that the old keep dated back to the reign of King John,who stayed at the keep,overnight,as he fled from the Barons,upon the return of His Brother King Richard,from the Crusades.

    When Richard found out about his evil Brother's nasty deeds,he went after him like a dog at broth...so ti speak.

    John fled from the old keep,down underground tunnels,which led from there to the site of the old original Post Office,beside Bache's ice-cream shop,in the market-place,then farther down to the river blyth,at the bottom left-hand side of Bedlington bank,where the cliffs overhang that part of the now riverside walk.

    ....onto a boat and away ti France.......but they catched him didn't they.

    Now,when I worked doon Bates pit, I related this story,to my marra's,just taaking aboot Bedlington's history,and of course you always get ONE ...don't you?!!

    Big Bill,the comedian,said..."Haddaway ti hell,a bet he had a game o snooker and an ice-cream,off aad Bache...did he?!...lads,hae yi hord wat Alli says here.........[Alli was my other nickname then...]..and so the pittle-tekkin' went on so much,a wished a hadn't tried to provide a cultured conversation,away from the usual "club-taak"....like who was gaan wi hoo's wife,and who had de'ed...and so on..!!!

    But seriously,this historical event has never seemed to be publicised in any other history book I have ever come across,in fact,on this very site,the date of the Keeps existence,seems to conflict with this story,so who is right?

    My philosophy is "believe nowt wat yi read,and ownly haaf wat yi hear!!"

    When we were kids ,we played down where the tunnel entrances were,but never got past the first few feet,due to deep stinking water.

    The tunnel entrance on the opposite side of the river can still be seen.

    John,hae yi any info on this subject?

    Me and my mates,one of whom lived in the Old Hall,adjacent to the Keep,used to try and dig our way into the little tunnel which was around the south facing wall of the Keep,and which was slightly below ground level,I have a vivid image of it in my head even now,it was only about three feet high,typical cathedral-arched and about two feet wide,just big enough for a body to squeeze through.....not forgetting that the generations were smaller in those days

    than they are now.

    When Bill,[the comedian marra of mine],got a colliery house at Doctor Terrace,in Bedlington top-end,many years ago,he drew my attention to his front door,when I asked what aboot ya front door,wat's a metta wi' it?,he said luk at the size o' it!....they musta been little blokes in them days,when these hooses were built!

    Ye knaa wat?....he was reet!..aam ownly five foot ten...an a bit,an' aa had ti stoop ti get in the doorway!....HE is six foot two,so yi get thi jist aboot this little tunnel?!!

    GONE NOO!

    Nae proof of existence is there?

    Shame!

    Nuff sed,HPW!

  21. Howw,a thowt it was just us lot from the aad Whitley who were masters of the hockle!

    Cum ti think of it,there was a lad caaled Bob Hutton,at Westridge,from Netherton,a lad who became one of me first new mates at Westridge,on first meeting him.

    Noo HE had mastered the art of projecting clean hockles,[not coughed up ones...just spit!....],from the end of his toungue!

    This was the most intriguing and unusual way of throwing a hockle...he could hit you from aboot 6 feet away....just by flicking his tongue oot in a peculiar manner.

    He was a great mate to be wandering owa the fields and pit heaps,as we kids did in them days,[mid-50's].

    I often wonder if some of these characters are on this site and not sayin...!

    In the 1960's,I played in a pop group,and our singer was the funniest guy ever![sadly deceased at 46 yrs old,about 24 years ago..R.I.P. GEORDIE.]

    Noo HE used ti caal them.."bone jokes",referring to a hockle as a "bone",cos when they are fired they spin in the air and take on the shape of a dog's bone.......[this is a revolting conversation,by the way,hoo did aa get draaan inti this?....!!!!!!]

    One day,he related the story of a mate of his who came doon thi stairs from the club concert room,at Blyth,[Thi big club,which Blyth cooncil allowed ti be knocked doon ti mek a haaf-duzzen car park spaces.....for Morrison's....and AAM caalin Bedlington cooncil in an earlier post for the syem thing.....!]

    Anywheh!,he's marra came doon the forst few steps,threw a bone up ti thi ceiling,and it stuck,then slowly started ti hang,like a proppa  bone...just

    waiting for sum poor unsuspecting bugga ti cum doon thi staors and be baptised again!

    Noo,as a responsible,sensible,supposedly respectable citizen,of average intelligence,this doesn't seem at all funny.................BUT IT SURE WAS HILARIOUS THI WAY POOR GEORDIE RELATED THE STORY TI US AT THE TIME![We were only aboot 18 yrs aad then..young and daft!]

  22. Symptoms,gaanin' off ya brilliant crack,a wud be careful in case yi get ......hemmed.......in....by legalities........ahem.....hemmed in......!...[poor joke!!...

    ...just fishin'..!!]

    Tek nae notice o' me ramblin' on,a write like a taak!!

    More stories please!...it's bed-time again!

  23. Er....Symptoms,I seem to have got you a bit confused by my bad phrasing....it wasn't the school hall being demolished ,I was refferring to a council

    who,in earlier years,didn't have the foresight to apply for listed building status,for "The Old Hall and Keep",where the bedlington council offices now stand.

    What did they do back then?.......demolished a centuries old building,a major part of Bedlington's history and heritage,and which should have been

    turned into a visitor's attraction.

  24. Sad to hear that both Hancock,and Woodhorn, have been dumbed down,also the Science museum,THAT was the place to go with your kids on a rainy day before PS2 was invented!

    It was a proper scientific place,and i can remember the long plumb bob hanging from the dome,which demonstrated the rotation of the earth over the time the bob was swinging back and forth in an elliptical trajectory...can anybody else mind of this experiment?

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