Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)

Wake up maggie I think I got something to say to you Its late september and I really should be back at WORK I know I keep you amused but I feel Im being used Oh maggie I couldnt have tried any more You lured me away from WORK just to save you from being alone You stole my JOB and that's what really hurt The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age But that DIDN'T worry me none THE POLICE KEPT MOVING ME ON I THREW UP at all of your jokes, my HATE you didn't need to coax Oh, maggie I couldnt have tried any more You lured me away from WORK, just to save you from being alone You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand But you turned into a MOTHER Fxxxxx and Mother what a Fxxxxx , you wore me out All you did was wreck my bed And in the morning kick me in the head Oh maggie I couldnt have tried anymore You lured me away from WORK cause you didn't want to be alone You stole my SOUL, I couldn't BEAR you if I tried I suppose I could collect my DOLE and get on back to school Or steal my daddys cue and make a living out of playing pool Or find myself a rock and roll band that needs a helpin hand Oh maggie I wish I'd never seen your face You made a first-class fool out of me But Im as blind as a fool can be You stole my SOUL AND I HATED you anyway Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face Ill get on back home one of these days

Yep, but even a Russian winter looked pleasant compared with the doom and gloom in the UK when the unhitched witch was in power.

'A' pit pond, not deep as we often found out with failed attempts of securing pit props together to make rafts. The pit pond was the first place we learned the craft of fishing, for sticklebacks, with strands of grass and a worm. Discovered by watching the girls making daisy chains! Feed the worm through a split in the the grass. Dangle in pond and when stickleback grabbed the worm yank the grass, and fish, out of the water.

Whilst she was around I was in love with the rest of the world.

I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. *********** I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. " ***********

Rafie - my mate Ralph Lowe says his brother is on this photo and he will be seeing him in 3-4 weeks time so should be able to put some names to picture. He also thinks he has seen this one in A Cree Full of Coal, with names.

Done, with pleasure.

Maggie, please excuse my humour but it's too late to change now :- They are best known for the song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".

So if it happens will there be a) new car parking area, a new round-a-bout and c) two sets of traffic lights to ensure commuters leaving the station have an equal opportunity to join Ravensworth Street. Over to the planning department for an update.

Is there a trained Bedlington terrier, in Bedlington? Dressed in a red suit one could look the xmas part and spark the Look North headline - Dogged Santa switched to Bedlington.

Really Maggie you should travel 500 miles, or more, to but their CD.Just took Wonky's advice and listened to a few youtube clips and I do enjoy large bands, of any type. Often wondered how Charltons managed to make any money, always been empty when I have been in, during the day. Although I am not a massive folk music groupie I could see Charltons atracting a crowd for this lot (I could see at least 9 of them). More housing, a swinging pub and a quiet beach. If only they had a Cambois Terrie they could sell the place!

I do, thank you.

Malcolm - I cant find the entry that explains why this seat has been commissioned etc. I sent a picture to informed a number of ex Bedlington patriots and a number came back with the question - 'Why?'. Would you update me please. Thank you.

Nev er been a dog person. But always been a Bedlington person. Think it's, simple, 'shareable', in the right place, brilliant. Terriers rule, Ok. Canny Lass so ticipated she may come home. Malcolm - Is it felt-tip pen friendly, easy to clean?

Thank you Symptoms. An email has been made and the pics on their way to NUFC faithful - swings and round-a-bouts, enjoy it whilst it lasts.

My new hero.

I can't believe that they are ignoring the effects of Methane. Phase 6 of the Coupled Model Intercomparison Project (CMIP5) surely must take into consideration the methane that El Niño will distribute from the Isle of Cows. To illustrate this everone with a greenhouse should fill it with aerosol spray and simultaneously open dorrs and windows to release the concentrates so the 38th CMIP5 model can surely reflect the next 20 year trend. This could really have a devastating effect on the Burnley Rhubarb Triangle. Malcolm, I hope you can sleep at night. I am just off to discuss this with the missess.

I was so disappointed when I heard the news that Paolo was leaving. Hoping they would have kept him there until xmas, or at least another 4 weeks - Liverpool, Man U, Swansea then NUFC. But in the grand design of thinks I suppose another failed manager will be chosen. Pity Mark Hughes isn't available, he could have taken them further down.

Move to a free Scotland where the 'Salmon' will continue to leap freely and their new ideas will be for them selves with no UK or Europe following or tottering.

Theyve got nae bal morales atall atall.

Och, nivver mind, the wee MP lassies will just ha ta sort themsells oot.

'SCOTLAND' would get my vote. With sub topics:- Ginger Scottish lady MPs. Decisions on 'Tattie Scones' should they be made solely in Scotland? Moffat Toffee Lochness Monster etc. Scottish Astronomy viewing days - the best place in Britain to see the sky. Fried Mars Bars – Sir Patrick Moore discusses Gastroenterology Travel – High road or Low road? Rabbie Burns – Poetic justice :- Scottish Labour leader Johann Lamont attacked the nationalist position that "decisions made about Scotland in Scotland will always be better". Boys :- Scottish boy names and their meanings like – Glenn, Craig & Finlay The Betty Windsor gang :- The supposed "commoner name" of the reigning Monarch of England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and the Commonwealth Realms. Duck Dynastry – trace their origins, along with the Pinkerton Detectives, from America back to Scotland. How many times when driving on the High road do we see Scot's up trees with duck whistles? We could have a referendum on the subjects, but we will have to make a decision by Thursday 18th September 2014. All those in favour say, in a Scottish accent, AYE.

As the drink driving laws curtailed our Friday night ventures to search out new pubs and ales we had to a) choose a pub and call it our Friday Night local sort out a rota for driving once every 4 weeks - pick-ups from Seghill, Cramlington & Bedlington and c) restrict the driver to the legal limit of that year. Since we started our Friday Night crawls back in the mid 80's we circumferenced the area - North A1 farthest reached would be the Oak Inn (NE61); South would be the Cumberland Arms (N6) for live music; West would be Ponteland, Matfen etc. and East would be all along the coast - Ellington to Tynemouth. We chose the Three Horse Shoes as we found the ales the best, and still the best choice, in our opinion. Started going there when Sid, that owned The Sun Inn - Bedlington, was manager. After Sid the current owner Brian lost customers but then built up, what we would say, was an excellent place to eat and drink. The music & beer festivals; the kids play area and his latest addition since the no-smoking inside was introduced is his seated covered smoking area with large screen TV for the sports persons. He does not have SKY he has a satellite dish beaming in from Europe. Check out his web site for events - http://www.threehorseshoes-horton.co.uk

So not only do we get all foreign students and workers registered we get cash of them to boost our economy?

'Would you all mind agreeing with my decision, and backing my decision, by placing your solidarity behind me whilst I lead the way'.