Mr Darn

well, seems to have generated some interest!!( even if it is only you!) second cryptic pic coming tomorow morning!!! if anyone else has any, please dont hesitate....

sorry, been offline a few days.... i once applied for a job where i got the usual reply: Dear Mr Darn, We are sorry to inform you that your application for imployment has been unsucsessful at this time. however your aplication will be kept on file for fut......etc i replied: Dear sir or madam, I am sorry to inform your company that the rejection of an offer of employment has been rejected at this time. i would also like to take this opertunity inform you that a follow up interview is expected in the next few weeks where a suitable position will be expected to be offered. The wage for the expected position will also be negotiable as minimum wage is not acceptable. Looking forward to your responce, Regards, Mr Darn Amazingly the company rang the next day after the letter was delivered and offered another interview!!! I diddnt get the job then either!!!! points for trying tho!!

well done ms hair! once known as the Glaxo club, soon to be demolished i hear.... no longer the home of "pissed up teenagers" as they were thrown out so i hear. what you think moderators? worth a few more photo's or shall i leave it there???

Here it is people... it has been edited a little, just to make it a little more obscure...

hehe, missdarns right tho, i'm a right househusband... i had to stay in cleaning while she went out on the pull, erm, drink on saturday... how does that work??? on a difforent note.... no-one else got it yet? or just not interested? another view to be posted today if no more guesses! (waiting on light!!)

"methinks threegee's got it!!!"

When i want your opinion, darling, i'll tell you what it is, now get back in the kitchen where you belong!!

LOL, i see where your coming from on that one, but no... not there. try a little more west.... this place used to be a club of some sorts,(*****) but roumour has it its due to be demolished, and houses to be built there. i know they were doing some land surveys there earlier this year. what now? do i wait for more guesses or do you want another obscure angle posted?? let me know!! My what fun this is!!!

well, since no-one else seems to want to.... WHERE IS THIS PLACE??? Answers on a postcard!!! (or just reply in this thread!)

well, where do i start.... me and miss darn have been seriously thinking of moving in together (yeah yeah, ok, calm down...) i have a full time job, she has 2 young children, one under 3. the under 3 goes to Bedlington Bears (thats another £20 commission please!!) from 9-11.30 we went to see her advisor; this was her advice: 1, we should move in together without delay. 2, i should give up my full time job, as i would get more from working families tax credits if i only worked 16 hours a week instead of the 50 hours nightshift i do now. she went on to tell us about all the free dental care, prescriptions etc i would then be entitled to, as well as the free childcare if Miss Darn was to work 16 hours too. I for one find it disgusting that i am actually better off claiming benifit than working a 50 hour nightshift week. i am also disgusted that an official would advise me to do this. all in all, whoever the person was that 'grassed' us in to the council, has just cost the council more in benifit payments than could ever be accounted for during the 5 nights (well days) i sleep in miss darns bed, while she claims for a single person with 2 children in a 3 bed house... it sickens me that we now live in a society that does not allow a man to go out and earn the bread and butter for his family, but encourages them to take state handouts to be 'better off' any views?

well, heres one for you... how about the moderators/regulars of this site start up a little puzzle game? what we can do is, take close up views of the sights around bedlington, then give 24 hours for everyone to guess where it is? obviously posting a full size image afterwards. what do you think? i think it could be fun, and might make a few of the lurkers out there have a few guesses, as well as filling the site with images of bedlington. maybe even have a 'was/now' section too! let me know what you think...

Why thankyou mr denzel, i see your modesty is second to none. Miss Darn insists i will know who you are, and will have probably spoken to you in the sun, but for the life of me i cant say i remember you!! maybe, if the hospital lets me out again, she might point you out to me, just so i can get some tips on how to dress like Errol Flynn.....

i saw one yesterday, outside the football ground.... went to get my phone o take a pic, and the phone is gone! (damn you miss darn!!!) but, in its place, it a creditless pay as you go camera phone!! i quickly navagate to the photo section, opened the application, aimed...... battery died. just not ment to get a picture i suppose!!!

well, i see this section has really taken off!!!

or because they ban alcohol.... after all, its about the only drug besids caffine that is a stimulant and still legal to take without a prescription!! ASDA has caused upraw among the educational system, they have upped their 'knives and anything to do with smoking' policy to the 'chalenge 21' status. now anyone under 21, that does not have I.D to show they are over 18 cannot buy these items! Schoolchildren in blyth are up in arms!!! (but still getting their fix at the local 'corner shop')

is their any end to the advertising capabilities of this group? even threegee is in on the act!!! Click Here

wouldnt be supprised if she already had it!!!

Hi all! Well, my name is Mr Darn, i was at west end first as a nipper, graduated to meadowdale and then onto the greatness that is bedlingtonshire high school. my nick comes from an old saying i could always be heared muttering... "you out tonight?" " Darn Tootin'!" this evolved into my internet nicname, which was shortened to 'tootin', which wore off and 'darn' won. then Miss Darn came along, pinched my name, forcing me to add the Mr so i diddnt get chatted up by all the internet pervs she tends to befrend. i'm 29, left high school around '93 and wish to remain as annominous as possible, so shhh barlass!! if this aint what you want in this section, please feel free to delete this message, but, as everyone who knows me knows.... if theirs a buffett, i'm always first one in!!!

well done emma, and by the way, i aint really got your mobile number!

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this video has been removed due to a terms of use violation??? Damn, and i wanted to watch it too!!

i dont need to be able to spell, thats what long legged, thin brunette secretary's are for!!! (was gonna say blonde, but realised missdarn still frequents!) Business plan wasnt mine, but was one i was involved in, and seems to be doing well thankyou!

you silly moo, you think i'm a pimp or something??? the buisness i was refering to was ACTUAL buisness, and not the lady's of the night kind! like buisness meetings etc. Bah, Disgusting minds the lot of you! like anyone would go there with me for any other reason!!! (yes, i've asked!)

well, my buisness suggestions diddnt go down as well as the curry did, lets just leave it at that!