Keith Scantlebury

They all had grey hair. They all lived and worked in a house that rhymed with " Toilet "

"heap lie on"

The missus said it during the rugby at the weekend and it made me laugh

Good day Mr C, you are in Bedlington, now remember that, questions will be asked later, and the reason you are lost is that you turned off that 'wagon way' arterial route to another country that bisects our great county! You know the one that stifles our economic development and tourism, but then we are the back of beyond.

What's that you say, oh yes there's nothing in it for you in terms of elections so you can afford to ignore this part of the world. Problem is the other lots do the exact same for the same, if inverted reasoning.

Has there ever been a government which had done so many 'U-turns' as yours? I know it's a coalition but anyone would think you hadn't worked through the ramifications of what you were trying to bring in.

Talk to me about your new 'Troubled Families' initiative.

How come you were so cosy with Murdoch and your ministers seemed to bend to his will? Making a public enquiry almost teethless had nothing to do with your closeness to the criminals did it?

Have you ever had a 'real' job?

As a multimillionaire did you really need the public purse to do the roofing work on one of your houses?

Propping up clearly incompetent if not criminal bankers at the expense of the least fortunate and OAP's would seem a difficult 'circle to square', care to try?

Giving away the public sector to private sector friends instead of re-educating and rationalising it would seem to replace one incompetency with another?

There are two basic ways to repay debt, one cut expenses and repay out of savings, the other grow and bring in more income and repay out of the increased income. Why are you only going for the least ambitious option, is it because you and your cabinet have never had to earn a living in their lives and so have no comprehension of how to really manage a real life budget?

This I may come back to time allowing…………

If by chance the Prime Minister came to Bedlington - would you like to meet him and what would you say to him?

Has anybody clocked this Panstarrs comet yet. It is a beautiful clear night, the moon is visible and the comet should be above it to the right, but I can't see diddly squat. AAARRRGGGHHH!

Two of my brothers whent down the Furnace bank on the wide plank version John described. They were going at a fair old tilt when one of them lost his bottle near the bottom and stuck a stick in the front wheel spokes, not a good thing to do. No broken bones but plenty of bruises and gravel rash.

G'day digger, happy birthday to ya.

Guinevere?

One of them is in one of my favourite films....

If its next door to the graveyard it could have been in what became the school field. So chances are, the new Vicarage will be built over it.

Bond films?

All from acting families

Another one Interesting how now we have the Ex Head Of the N.U.M Ian Lavery as MP now, who said Coal Mining was dead?

I was in a truck stop in Bury St Edmunds. The place was chocka block but deadly silent .... except for the telly.

Its Jim Bowen ....... nowt like a bit of bully

Champions

Even if we do not know the people on the pictures, we can see resemblance to those we know.

Did anyone see Meet the Izzards. Basically examining our Genes through DNA.

Wonder what tests in our area would find.

Romans Vikings and more.

We whent to see Runrig some years ago at the Sands Centre in Carlisle. The support band was Cappercallie (spelling?) they were brilliant. Couldn't understand a word they were bloody singing like, but thoroughly enjoyed them.

well if they had been kicked out of a housing association / council house for criminal activity or anti social behaviour it would be easily checked .

Another of Hirst Heads Farm., Who is he.

See if anyone can give names as there are none on the pics saying who anyone is.

Get some more up for weekend.

ok i will let you know

Melrose terrace

1941 ww2

bah !!

Symptoms, if you promise not to tell anyone, I'll let you into a secret, shhhhhh come closer she can drive, really. I WAS ONLY JOKING. ................ Ha ha

Thats what I was trying to say Malcolm, thanks.