Pencil_Neck

He's better here for the amusement value

oh! right happy birthday for yesterday!

It's till August

Michael Owen has nothing going for him. To call him a poster boy is a bit optimistic isn't it?

He's rocking now by that comment

Dosn't matter who's in charge they are only out for themselves,line their back pockets,stuff the country,and do what the hell they want and to hell with what the voters want...well until there is an election looming! Then all the sheep forget that they,ve been stuffed for four years,an believe all the rubbish spouted by Labour and the Tories and vote for them again.

Never mind in a few years time we'll all be an ethnic minority just think of all the stuff we'll get for nowt!!!

MY GOD that's it I've hit on their master plan. By giving ethnic minorities everything for nowt an letting them all into the country they think it's fantastic,but when eventually there's enough of them,then we will be the minority and we claim all the goodiesyyyyyyyyyeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss.Am voting Labour again!!!

Spouting rubbish as usual

i think she meant "he sucks !*!@#!" :lol:

So very tired.....

Not to bother checking this site for any good banter, as the atmosphere has been sucked right out of it

Bad day

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A nail bar is opening in Newbiggin........also I hear a surf shop.......

They also get that ruddy great metal hoop at the entrance to the Jubilee industrial estate....urban regeneration people, madder than a barrel of mad monkeys on acid.....

King Kong's wedding ring?

All these asterisks confuse me, can we have a moderator who speaks English please.

Wilt......

Ashington gets all the best stuff: big museum, 2 unused business parks with another on the way, man on doormat, shops.

Bedlington gets nowt:

(nothing, see!)

All you 'haters' out there, get on the case instead of at each other...

At least we improve the gene pool

Hey! I've tried to stay as impartial as I can in terms of Monsta's posts! Really, I have! As was mentioned in another post, he should be able to express his opinion... as long as it remains in the realms of taste and decency! There are many people out there that I have more than a little distain towards: the queen, george w, myleene klass, the cast of hollyoaks... I just don't call them ****s, ******s or ******s or wish them to ** **** **********... well actually, I do, just not on here... I really don't wish for anyone visiting this town to think my crude musings to be typical of the opinions of the place, nor do I wish for others to come across them when really they were wanting to read about elections, new bus stops or poodle-like dogs!

Everyone should hopefully get the same treatment, regardless. And even when the commies appear posting that they wish for the aristos, george w and pop-culture morons to be thrown to the wall in a ******* and ***** ****ed, I will have to (reluctantly) moderate it... well... within reason... those ****s aren't going to be reading this anyway

Erm.....my so called gender is being ****ed over by these folks.......you & 3G seem happy to let it ride........waste of bloody space......

Keep off the bloody vodka petal

Bah...i was referring to your crack wax man

yep my shaved ass-crack

who me

No...........the soap

awwww didums...is your little botty still sore

Yes, I had a very good turd before; had to feed it greens to coax it out......otters nose

Necky,what are you on about

Simple!

Are you for real? you`ve cheered up coz Miss Vic doesn`t like Monsta? Threegee likes him coz he`s Monstas friend,so there

My mood never changed.....keep up.....I couldn't give a toss if Miss V or 3G likes Monsta; I think the person is a ****-**** & a *-****!!!!!......

Thanks, I'd delete me...............you're OK (Mrs PN reports)

Ahhh... is he jealous of... dare I say it... MONSTA!?

Awwww you poor thing, c'mon Necky, you can come and sit with me and Pimple, I mean, Cympil and I will cheer you up!

No thank you anyhow

Not to worry, whenever he gets upset, I'll post another 'cheer me up' poem!

Big ups........I'm wasn't upset.....testing whether the moderator likes Monsta

And Miss Vic doesn't.......keep up the sterling work

You have got that right Blank, and Monsta has a right to his opinion.

Why then do the moderators remove certain things & not others.....?

Is it OK to call me a !*!@# ; it is left & I call him an idiot; the post is removed!

Double standards.

Monsta is a bigot, pure & simple.......albeit a racist, sexist, etc.....an IQ of pre-cum!!

Lawyers, next anyone...............

Has John Reids resignation anything to do with the fact that Gordon Brown may become the next PM or have the illegal imgrants replied to his text message and told him to #### ##

JR is a basic throw back to Tebbit......not to be missed

hidden agenda? they've only one agenda to get Britain back on its feet and stop all the money hungry immigrants from taking over!

Large shoes.....

Ok, I cant upload movies, I get a message saying "The connection was reset".

Yes I know I can upload it to Youtube and provide a link but its not the point, I'd rather have it in my new gallery.

Help? Cheers.

Monkey Dust

Monsta's big hero.

Try The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich , William L. Shirer. A truly great read for those interested in modern history.

Not bad, 7.2