Brett

If you have a decent phone there is Google Sky Map which is really good for identifying such information Keith.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.stardroid&hl=en

Download and install it to your phone then you hold your phone up in the direction you are looking and it identifies what it is that you are looking at.

Have you used their bus service, it's definitely not a happy experience.

yes but they'll sure for the suggestion that they are interested in anything to do with the site.

No problem, yeah they are a bit of a pain installing them into bevelled panels to be honest and if you take the panel out you have to make sure that when you put it back in that the panel is properly toe and heeled so that the door doesn't catch when closing.

Just let me know as I know a lad in Bedlington that would be able to do it for you.

You can buy the cat flaps that fit into UPVC doors, would depend on what sort of panel was fitted however. If your door is just the door surround without the transom or mullions fitted then you can remove the beads around the edge of the door to get the panel out to lie it flat (Lie it on a sheet to prevent scratching)

The cat flaps come with a gasket that fits around the edge of the unit and the flap doesn't actually screw into the panel, the screws go through to the other side and clamp the unit together so that it holds in place, much like a letterbox.

Quick bead of silicone around the edge once fitted back in the door to prevent any unwanted leaks.

Found this video to explain a bit better but can't watch it at work so not sure how helpful it is??

http://www.videojug....-fit-a-cat-flap

Edit: I may be able to get someone to quote you for fitting one if you like.

Sent an email round the department at work and got some votes going :-)

I think we're a little bit ahead now; where can I find a running total Malcolm?

Did you sit and go through every option Malcolm or is there a way to find a league table if you will?

I said to the wife, "Get me a newspaper"

"Don't be silly," she said "You can borrow my iPad"

That spider never knew what hit it.

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I fostered a chav kid yesterday.....All six cans hit him full in the face.

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said,"I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,"Norma Findlay, Room 302."

The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

The grandmother said,"Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried.God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied,"You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said,"No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me anything"

Officially moderated Malcolm

I have asked one of my colleagues who lives in Bedlington to vote

Mrs Brettly heard this yesterday, shook the whole house so have reason to believe it's closer to home than Blyth.

They shooting piles or something into the ground at Elliott's? Some kind of groundwork causing it?

....and to answer your question on absence being documented. It's a target for the schools and the pupils every term and actions are taken if attendance is at a certain level.

I highly doubt that employers will have access to this however as most people are unemployable at the minute straight out of school, well in jobs where their school attendance would make any difference anyway!!

Is it a circus in there often? My mate Les goes quite often to see the bands.

Part circus and part Star Wars bar, funny characters most nights

Keith, does your brother have amnesia???

He seems to have forgotten most of his time in bedders haha.....

It wasn't just the market tavern on a Friday was it?

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes" she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

not sure there's been any mention of it that i am aware of....sure the caretaker or someone is a member here though

When my son woke up on Christmas morning he was faced with everything he could ever dream of...

I got him an Argos catalogue.

Two interesting facts about me.

1) My Willy is the same length as 2 Argos pens.

2) I'm banned from Argos.

And that is just for taking part is it not?

On the plus side, plenty of work for local traders and builders eh?!

Silver lining perhaps?

As for the politico's and the planners, who needs actions when you've got words....

Going to say the Highlander is on the road to Ogle, the Blackbird is in Ponteland or was.

Well it can't be in both, there can only be one

Forgetting them is easy, just drink more