Monsta®

Not for me......need something more pink

what like a bent d*ck!

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gob !*!@#?

Keep drinking boss

whats with the !*!@# and sucking in all you convo's? ah! you like in up the wrongin! your a backdoor pirate

Raw nerve, you grunt

no thats not funny just pure horse !*!@# !

Where's the question mark?

You're Lewis to Denzel's Morse

riddles? again you baffle me with your constant wittering! either say something funny or shut up!

please use toilet roll

can you read! lower class people only

look a ninja

and this is a muslim

they look similar but one picks rice and the other moves to england!

the only similarity is they both carry weapons!

i think it is wrong if thay come to are country they should were the uniform of the school like every1 else

stinky there talking about ninjas not muslims!

to prevent upsetting the snobby people of the forum let us newbies start are own topic!

Whatever.......read "To Kill a Mocking Bird".......

no rather not! rather read "misery" reminds me of you!!!

The band sold a few million albums dear boy

is that all must have been !*!@#! take that went platinum and have you heard them!!!!!!

what you need is somebody to will you on worked for me! patches do help but you got to have reason for quitting other wise you fall at the first hurdle!!! i did quite a few times

bah mind ya having an interesting convo aren't you think all read it again a need some sleep!

Now theres a fairy story.

yeah like jesus walking on water!!!!! and moses parting the red sea! ho ho ho its magic!

Monsta dear Monsta,

I need a little clarification here!

Are you really asking God, the same god to whom you vociferously object in other posts, for "help".

Just thought I would ask!

Joe

like that will ever happen, we must obey, we must obey get bent! the only one i obey is santa clause cause he's a bit more believable!

he's got flying reindeer now thats something!

can anyone remember father stone he's a bit like colonel knowledge only a bit more exiting!!!!!

i remember etchasketch? that thing were you moved the dials and it drew a picture! marvelous

Its just the end of the wall that they didnt take down... why they left the end pillar up though i cant say why.

Its a blocked up chimney, they house is underground as all the soil ect rolled down the hill to bury it 100's of years ago!!

sensible answer there mind!

who's your favourite father ted character?

have to say mine either jack or mrs doyle!

Standing in the shower thinking

About what makes a man

An outlaw or a leader

I'm thinking about power...

The ways a man could use it

Or be destroyed by it

The water hits my neck

And I'm pissing on myself...

Standing

In the shower

Thinking...

Standing in the shower thinking

About a man I know don't like me

He don't like the place I'm headed

Same place he's headed...

I know he'd beat me to it

If he could but he won't do it

But he would man

If he could...

And the water is piping hot..

The water is piping hot

It beats upon my neck

And I'm pissing on myself...

Standing

In the shower

Thinking...

Standing in the shower thinking

Is my woman afraid of me?

She's seen how far I've twisted

It's just cause I can trust her

And ever since we met

She understood so she let

Me twist her good...

I twist her good...

And the water is piping hot

The water is piping hot

It beats upon my neck

And I'm pissing on myself...

Standing

In the shower

Thinking...

Yours......

yeah and there !*!@# and quite pathetic lyrics! who wrote them father ted "my lovely horse"

My lovely horse,

running through the field.

Where are you going

with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?

I want to shower you with sugar lumps,

and ride you over fences.

Polish your hooves every single day,

and bring you to the horse dentist.

My lovely horse,

you’re a pony no more.

Running around with a man on your back,

like a train in the night, yeah

like a train in the night...

Here's a bit of a photo quiz for you all...

Where is it?

What is it?

Is it new?

I can't confirm any correct answers (with the exception of the location) as I don't know myself mind. I just saw it and thought you may be able to quench my nosey nature.

bottom of the furnace bank!

bird table or an art sculpture which probably cost 20 grand or something!

I believe the retired officer has some charm & character. You must have minions in life who know their

place......

For Joe:

Fractals - Beautiful Mathematics

Fractals are mathematically generated shapes which have some special properties. The most common types of fractal, which you may have encountered before on snazzy postcards or on the Internet, are the Julia sets and the Mandelbrot set. These are both named after the mathematicians who discovered them, Gaston Julia (1893 -1978) and Benoit Mandelbrot (1924- ).

The word fractal stands for 'fractional dimensions' because a fractal does not have an integer (whole number, eg 1, 2, 56, 12 but not 1.63 or 1/2) number of dimensions. To try and clarify this a bit, recall that a line is one-dimensional (1-D), a plane is 2-D and a cube is 3-D. A fractal line, however, can be 1.675-D or 1.0032-D. If this sounds a bit odd, that's because it is. Basically it's a mathematician's way of describing how crinkly a line is.

The origins of fractals lie in the work of Lewis Fry Richardson (1881 - 1953), who asked the seemingly simple question, 'How long is the coastline of Britain?'. If you measure this quantity from a globe of the Earth, with a poorly printed outline of Britain, you might get the answer of a few thousand kilometres. If you measure it from an accurate map with a higher resolution, you would get a greater answer because of all the extra crinkles that show up with a more precise line. However, if you took a metre rule and walked around Britain measuring the coast, the answer arrived at would be bigger again, because a metre stick at that scale would fit into a lot more of the crinkly bits than showed up on the map. If you used a 10cm ruler, again your answer would be bigger, and so on ad infinitum. This leads us to conclude that the coastline of Britain has an infinite length - it is a fractal. The edge of any fractal is in fact infinite, and no matter how small a piece of the line you examine is, it will also be infinite. In effect, since you can make a crinkle as tiny as you like, you can fit an infinite number of crinkles into a tiny space.

The Extremely Complex Bit

Fractals are generated by iterations (repetitions) of a simple formula - for a Mandelbrot fractal z = z2 + c, where z and c are complex numbers. A complex number is a number made by adding a real number (any normal number you can think of is a real number, eg 1, 2.342, pi, -34.232323) to an imaginary number (a real number multiplied by the square root of minus one, this equals i). z begins at 0 + 0i (basically zero) and c is given by the complex plane mapped1 to the screen, so to generate the pixel in the very middle of the screen, c = 0 + 0i. The initial z is squared, and c is added, and again, and again, until the magnitude of z goes above a certain number - generally about four gives good results. The number of iterations required for this to happen is taken as the colour of the pixel. If z never goes above the value, the pixel is given the value 0.

Fractals were originally regarded as nothing but a mathematical curiosity, but now they are being used in computer generated imagery and in image compression technology. Fractals are at the heart of chaos theory, which tries to describe how a tiny initial change in conditions can produce entirely different end results. It is interesting to note how pixels close to each other on a fractal image can have completely different colours. Chaos theory can be used to describe the motions of planets or analyse population changes, so fractals are at the heart of a lot of modern science.

And I have still have a Simple Simon

copy n paste special!!!!!!!!!!

I think you'll find thats !*!@# most of the main religions around then are still around now

i and have you seen the state of those! you got the mafia catholics, the suicide bombing middle east religions wont mention them individually cause there's to many. then there's the american cults like mormons and quakers what there all about I'll never know. then the good old c of e god that a laugh as well jesus it was founded by a fat womanising king for !*!@# sake who burned down abbeys and killed monks, if thats not wrong whats is? see there all fn mad. me personally i believe in nothing but the truth! were only here once! the end

i think there were critics at the time of its release they fed the authors to the lions or something

people of the time believed anything, they would worship a tree if you said it was a god!