Monsta®

can you imagine if the bible had not been written when it was, and was released today? what kind of classification do you think it would have? and do you really think critics would accept all the anomalies in it?

very interesting not! i think they should get the original copy and give it a clean! I'm sure they'll find jeremy beadles name on there some where!

Pathetic wind-up

yes you are pathetic!

Indeed

so are you!!!!

not to be funny or anything, but don't you think it's wrong that the clampping happens barlass? i mean you make money out of it regradless of how much you profit from it. the people who you clamp could be potential customers! they may park there walk around the front and see what you are advertising and come back in in the future if they don't park there they will cut through sommerfields do their shopping and never see it!

i think that while you are getting a profit from this (again nobody care how much profit you get some!) other pubs will be doing better will they not? e.g. red lion, the wharton, the grapes market club etc....

i wouldnt drink there no just because of what happened to that elderly lady. just on prinicple. it's not very community spirited of the pubs is it?

well said i wont be going there again or to any pub that is so thoughtless as to clamp people for using there car park. in the future i'll use the double yellow lines supplied by the council. there much cheaper!!!!!

My son has a pet python, don't be filthy a real snake.

is it fully grown?

I think we should have a monorail system!

what something that useful!

ps doesn't the picture remind you of bedlington "full of half wits!"

good old bedlington! see they've been mending the escape root! for a quick smooth exit from silent hill!

Theres a scheme running in Leicester at the moment called quick reads, it may well be running in other parts of the country as well. It's aim is to get people to read books but I dont know how many people take it up.

My favourite book is the Bible, probably not many people would agree with me but I think its one of the best books ever

No I am not trying to convert anybody

yes the !*!@# bible good read if you like fiction. !*!@# drink

It must have been a thousand years ago that I and a few others were squabbling in similar fashion with Joe Rooney. I was a fool then, hopefully less of a one now.

Joe was right then and he is right now.

how old are you? you immortal or something?

Hello there, Monsta, if that is your real name, though frankly I am beginning to doubt it.

knowledge eludes you!

I meant they've started using a eeprom ( or some such ) chip with emulators on them as firmware.. thats why they've said the emulators can be updated from the net. On the face of it its not really lower spec at all, its just a different way around the problem of backwards compatibilty . I can see the reasons for it.. i just think that when a new system comes out ..if theres a no games around straight away it gives developers

a chance to make a name for themselves by raising the standard rather than just releasing the same games just hashed over .With a large back catalogue from older systems i think it takes longer for developers to start working on new code... they just use the same stuff from the last platform because the public still accept it .. All this technically power they hype on about is all well and good but its only being used to snazz up up old code in most cases.

sony insist on backwards compatibilty due to the almost 500 quid price tag! and it sounds better with 1500 titles available.. no doubt a brilliant machine however i think ill wait.

you really are bill gates aren't you!

for !*!@# sake a try and start a subject were people don't have to argue! whats the first thing you idiots do mmm argue insult. got one word for people like that "sad" or "!*!@# "

I think a video game shop in Bedlington would be an excellent idea.

It would allow the town's gamers to save money and try a greater variety of games. Mainly though, it would also keep all the spods out of the pubs.

whats a spod? is it a form of potato!

think of a word "pneumono­ultra­micro­scopic­silico­volcano­coniosis" mmmmm thats immense!

Monsta: Definition of Pitmatic

Just in case

thanks for that!

An interesting topic Monsta!

Mine is a frog.

Has anyone visited Bedlington's newest petshop yet? Whilst on my regular Saturday bike ride I stopped to marvel at the sign: knowing the level of intellegence of some of the town's inhabitants it has pictures of a cat and a dog upon it, subtitled with the words 'cat' and 'dog'... just in case any of us got confused. Well done Petshop of Bedlington!

wey its better than the usual topics!

I love my cat, i got her from the Cat & Dog rescue center last year. The vet says she's a Somali, but i dont care, she could be a regular alley cat for me - i LOVE her!

She's so happy and friendly - you can see a picture of her if you click on my name, i have her as my profile pic.

what a lovely cat and its great you got a kind heart getting it from the shelter!

If you come across a copy of the original 'Simcity', please keep it for me.

just download it from the net!!!!!!

funny how nintendo DS is out selling th psp by miles ..and have sold every Wii so far produced..which they make a profit on ...unlike microsoft and sony ..sony lose 150 -200 quid from every PS3 thay sell!! Its all first person blasters on the sony and microsoft machines .. i like funny games with bright colours

Thats cause of the memory game for the DS!

I suppose i like all animals but i love my dog the best! she lightens up any room with her crusty beak and determination to fight any dogs that come into view?

whats your favorite type of pet?

I think I would prefer that to the Wii, simply so i dont hit anyone lol I think the Wii would have been even better if it had the graphics of the Xbox 360 or the PS3, but nintendo seem to have kept with the game cube graphics instead, realy dont understand why.

nintendo sucks visually! they have had 1 or 2 good games though!

ps they are aimed at kids and the elderly!!

Please!

Don't you find it just a little hypocritical to speak of "Fighting like a man" when you hide behind a nom de plume, and spend a good part of your posts pretending to be anyone else but the real you.

I understand the need for privacy, and the value of a nom de plume, especially in a small town setting, but I find it particularly cowardly to use it as a shield, from behind which you spew insults, and any other petty attacks which may appeal to your somewhat stunted intelligence.

Forums like this are meant for , and are of value in, discussing opinions, experiences and thoughts on any matter of general interest. We never have to agree, and usually don't. But disagree or not, we have a right to be treated with courtesy, and a responsibility to always show courtesey and respect to others.

In my opinion, it is this lack of courtesy and respect on your part which has lead to such a strong reaction against your posts, and made you the target of much criticism.

If you write like an arrogant and immature fool, then so you will be treated!

And, that "Monsta" is only a part of what being a man is all about. So get off your imaginary horse, and grow up!

Joe Rooney

This is debatable, as is the fact that I have grown up and hate riding horses. Any way getting back to the point I agree if I’m aggressive to whomever that they should be able to take up the fight and be aggressive back. However I have had nothing but insults about the way I was typing, I came here thinking this site would be lax about typing shortcuts and slang, but I was wrong and found out that I was talking to a bunch of stiff upper lipped arrogant people.

This is Bedlington a tough colliery village, not Cambridge University!

heard they got a controller with gyroscopes in so when you move the controller the game moves too. bit like the wii except no chance of you smashing the flat screen or injuring yourself!

Good for you!

Now why don't you prove it by expressing lucid, provocative and courteous thoughts in simple English. Not the incomprehensible ravings of the past few weeks.

Joe

i do but people complain about that so i cant win!!!!!!

lol I think the PS3 is going to be great but I think its price tag will put some people off buying it, especially since games like grand theft auto 4 are going on all consoles at the same time. But Ive heard that the next GTA for next gen consoles will be exclusive to PS3. Complete change of subject but did You see in the paper other day about a new control pad for games? its a helmet and you control games with your mind. It would prob be ok as a novelty but cant really beat a real pad.

mind reading helmet! don't tell bill gates he'll know all are secrets then!

the thoughts of human slavery spring to mind argh! he will control the world!

why don't the council just keep them do them up, maybe put them to use. instead of wasting more money on things people don't even want or will ever use! like that janus statue or those metal poles don't the woods what a waste of money!