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winter never ends santy forgets about bedlington tesco build in ashington or newbiggin instead of bedlington tommy the egg man becomes president of england the job centre catches fire!!!! all pubs become owned by wetherspoons north korea invades south korea france twoc the aircraft carriers they were suppost to share and declare war on belgium nick clegg gets assasinated by a disguntled student newcastle win the premiership and the champoins league!

happy birthday pete!

or packet of biscuits, packet of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer

that must be on a lap top!

charles and camilla attacked by protestors shouting "scum scum off with your head!"

Newly-appointed Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew says he intends to bring stability and longevity to a club he hails as 'one of the top five clubs in the country'. but only if he doesn't get sacked after the first five games!

theres a new movable rear wing to aid in over taking and also....... 1.6-litre, four-cylinder turbos with energy recovery and fuel restrictions to replace current 2.4-litre normally aspirated V8sFuel efficiency to increase by a target of 50%Overall power to remain same at approx 750bhpChecks and balances to ensure costs are contained and performance across all engines remains comparableFuel to be limited by fuel-flow restrictions and a stipulated maximum tank capacityPlan for advanced 'compound' turbos to be introduced in subsequent yearsPower of Kers energy recovery systems to increase from 60kw in 2011 to 120kw in 2013750bhp from a 1.6

see the slimey !*!@# got the hike in student fees through! nick clegg hang your head in shame!

funny how these scams always come from third world countries! such as belize, somalia and nigeria

seams to be melting hard! seen some scary dangling icicles just waiting to skewer some unlucky person!

i remember watching that at first school! with worsel at the end!

what on earth was he think sacking the manager who not only got them up from the champoinship but beat arsenal 5-1 and sunderland 5-1 !*!@# cockney !*!@# !!!

james is know owned by cpl they let me down the last time i ordered off them! is there any other that sell prepacked bags that you can pick up yourself ?

anyone know any cheap coal merchants as CPL is a complete rip off!

i thought they came from china!

bunch of slimey !*!@# and back stabbing B*****ds the lot of them!

eh? hanger on what?

Well Done!

its been revealed that they were wanting to give it to countries that have never held it before! nice to know mr blatter!

same here looks rather tropical!

everyone seems happy! funny how a bit snow can ruffle people up so much! at the end off the day its here deal with it!

what did england expect? aligations of corruption and a panarama investigation and they still thought they would vote for them! wey the bid team resemble the football team! out in the first round! :lol: :lol:

ok then novemebers results........ division 1 i am the champion :D :D relegation........ cympil (supermac) division 2 promotion to blank (S-P-A-Z) ps fourgee your suppost to put scores in to play!

You'll see a lot more RUNS in your paint

whats the score with the poker night did it happen? did people turn up? or was it a complete flop?