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i have tried open office and was put off as its a bit to basic and very limited. i suppose its ok for typing a letter or two, or perhaps the shopping list but thats where it stops. hold on i just thought i would give it another shot and tried to get the lastest version and whats this its not free anymore! if its so free why do you need a credit card? membership? and why are they trying to say you cant do presentations with ms office? what is power point for then!

nah it'll never take off! like the ill fated beagle 2 mission to mars

cowboys and indians

what was the question again? oh yes defraggler! (Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock) wipe the thing! you could have had it sorted two days ago!

to save time heres the link to disktrix my view defrags my 500gb drive in less than 10 mins plus it gives you so many excellent options such as consolidate, folder file, resency, etc (these do take longer but make you pc more efficient) i will never use the default defrag or any other sub standard defrag tool again, plus it only 20 quid or free to those in the know!!! i would give it 9 out of 10

warning beacon

prefer ubuntu or debian excellent for mysql

i can see it now a million 's in a row or pages of one word posts a bit like the word game only on steriods!

spanners

smart price tea and coffee, panda pops, stewing steak stotties and the left overs from tesco or raided from greggs bin.

nah lovenkrands and nolan not really kaka or c ronaldo are they there still ganna be religated!

aye your a right pair of knackers! bah

:ph34r: Linux is "virus-free" in that there are essentially no viruses for Linux in the wild, although research viruses certainly do exist. It is also "virus-free" for much the same reason as vendors give for not porting closed-source apps to it - the number of permutations is high, so the number of machines a closed-source program will run on (unless libraries are included) is relatively low. (Vendors don't have the excuse virus-writers have of wanting to keep the binaries small and are quite capable of supplying statically-linked binaries or the shared libraries with a suitable LD_LIBRARY_PATH - and some do.) There are other reasons, of course. "Normal" user accounts have much more limited access to the rest of the system, so making the corruption of system binaries much harder. Many distributions provide intrusion-detection software for detecting binary changes. Distributions release regular updates, which means a virus will be overwritten in a relatively short timeframe. Mandatory access controls are becoming more popular, limiting what a virus can do even if it did infiltrate a system binary. And so on. BIOS viruses are OS-independent and so a potentially greater threat. The flash memory is usually unscanned by virus scanners, as well. However, BIOS viruses have had something like ten years to emerge and really haven't been as much of a problem as initially predicted. With the increasing popularity of flashable firmware and "intelligent" devices and daughter cards, you'd expect to see problems there too, but that's so far not happened. Having said that, because flash content is updated far less often, requires nothing to stay in verified areas of the system, and requires there to be only a temporary exploit, I would expect to see these becoming a problem for Linux users long before true native Linux viruses themselves will be. pasted from a techy site!

bare faced liars

or the nice jeremy kyle

aye but the lion now has a reputation as a chava pub! so that makes it worthless as who want to run a pub that will be constantly raided by the police? and full of under age school kids

i agree with the newcastle goal that was a ref blunder! sunderland should have won!

bah tha getting desperate! hopefully it will not happen and it closes down!

£300,000 are they for real? in this economical climate? they might tuppence at an auction if there lucky

pity its not more universal and user friendly oh and you forgot to say it virus free! EDIT: The following is a reply from Mr Darn, from the split thread...

nice bit of kit although i dont have a laptop to sync with! still at under a 20 spot well worth it

30 sec is perfectly ok save the spanners flooding the place with i would if out make it longer possibly 45 secs

but is it free!

wey its your choice have fun!

you fn skin flint!