Merlin

Burns

Thankyou Malcolm for enlightening Pete on this matter Pete I'm shaking my head in disbelief you didn't twig to this!

Just make sure you are well tooled up before visiting such nofarious establishments

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Horsey

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Watch yourself Denzel last time I said such a thing the Bedlington Lynch Mob were after me!

Bridge

Whatever Pete Well according to the papers manwel is joining the street,maybe Basil and Cympil oops Cybil could take over Roys place but remember don't mention the war!!

Bum

But........But............. I am so disappointed now, I thought you knew everything :lol: :lol:

island

Should move all the estate agents and hairdressers upstairs,to free up space on the front street for some proper shops ie: Oxfam,scope etc etc :lol: Then move the cooncil in downstairs so they could work and have their jollies in one and the same place then we wouldn't have to pay for their travel expenses.And if you get in arrears with your cooncil tax or rent then its straight oot the side door into court next door and into the cells thus freeing up our over stretched police force and local magistrates court to let every else walk free!The car park at the back could house Bedlington market,just the right size I would say. Anyone got any other ideas?

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whats the Red Lion still on ya list for it !*!@# closed! !*!@# pint anyway

Que! :lol:

ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only 73 you must of had a hard paper round lol. Just kidding pet,All the Best

Blanks

E.T.

HO!HO!HO!

Your !*!@# bike is on the back of some !*!@# !*!@# ford transit tipper,on the way to Jebbs as we speak :lol:

Taking the mutt to Cambois to make its usual sh.. sand castles I drove through the station,squad cars and fire trucks racing up Bridge Terrace,never took much notice,just thought the usual drug bust was going down!

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...................................................... YUP

Never mind Denzel you are still in front of me! But the best news is that you are still in front of HP :lol: