Merlin

Ass

You tried it like Pete :lol:

No Pete thats coos :lol:

beans

homer! is this what you are on about?

so have I

Still gets you pissed tho eh! Monsta :lol:

Regards to you!Thankyou! To the rest of you "Talk to the hand the face aint listening"

Mackem and Geordie walking along the beach,when mackem picks up a bottle.Mackem gives it a quick rub and up pops a genie."Now then mackem you get one wish,think very carefully before you ask"."Well"says Mackem"Can you build a brick wall around Sunderland to keep those !*!@# Geordies out?"Is that it, says the genie no gold or eternal life?"No says Mackem"Just the wall." "Ok" says the genie"so be it" A hundred foot fall appears around mackem land. Well then Geordie its your turn for a wish says the genie.Geordie says"Ye naa wen the f**ckin Mackem asked for 'is waal did 'e ask for any windas or dors in it?" No says the Genie."Well then" sez Geordie "Fill it wi wata"

concentration

you mean communism!

Honda

Nowt different there then the 'pigs' are always flying around down there :lol:

Burns

Thankyou Malcolm for enlightening Pete on this matter Pete I'm shaking my head in disbelief you didn't twig to this!

Just make sure you are well tooled up before visiting such nofarious establishments

:lol: :lol:

Horsey

:lol: :lol:

Watch yourself Denzel last time I said such a thing the Bedlington Lynch Mob were after me!

Bridge

Whatever Pete Well according to the papers manwel is joining the street,maybe Basil and Cympil oops Cybil could take over Roys place but remember don't mention the war!!

Bum

But........But............. I am so disappointed now, I thought you knew everything :lol: :lol:

island