Cympil

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?

>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

I`d shove a bullet up each nose to hide the smell of Saddam and Hitler,they`d be rammin!

ahh so the penny finally dropped

How did that remind you about clackers?

look at stinky`s avatar for a clue

that reminds me,where did i put my clackers???

Did you not get a giggle out of them Pencil_Neck

Mukys slippers:

hahahahaha brilliant

Oh... haha, you got plenty of skanky boots like Muky?

They divint call me Muky for nowt

em yeah can you clear this up for us not in the know?

Pete gave me the impression he liked skanky boots so i was just offering to clean mine up for him

No am still here

haha aye i noticed!! So will i get me boot polish oot then

I'll have to check that one out.

i`ve got a gut ache with laughing now!

Wey i like That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds,i agree there is a load of scammers though but as long as you`re carefull you`ll not get done..

Theres loads of folk use it for selling skanky/fetish boots and shoes to the weirdo brigade,it makes you wonder really

Mr Darn, were you a member of the old forum?

I can`t remember Mr Darn from the old forum,he could of had a different username like..i remember Joe Rooney,Ilikeuloads and NorthUm...it`s so long ago it`s hard to remember.

Oh dear,how sad.....never mind

I notice the lurkers are about..14 of`em..wonder who they are??

yep they got a lip on!

Oh dear,how sad.....never mind

too right has it! there's only four or five who regularly post! must have deserted to another forum and went else were! pity it was fun having a bit argument over nothing! shame they could not keep it up!!!!!

I think you were right Monsta,we`ve huffed them..

It`s been very quiet here for a while,even Denzel`s dissappeared! Hope we haven`t ran them outta town

His point?

Are you clever enough to be a doctor or a nurse? Bearing in mind you can't even spell words correctly in your native language?

In short, shut the **** up about immigrants you pig-ignorant, no-nothing ****.

And that's swearing.

Oooooohhhhhhh! Have you been on the white lightening or summic

Assuming there is any truth in:

*adjusts cravat*

I say, ladies. Would any of you like to accompany me to a local steakhouse for a late supper, perhaps followed by Babycham and dancing?

Giddy up!

Hey girls,i think you`ve pulled

There`s a bloke that works at the library that looks like Meatloaf

I often sell the odd thing - but the charges are pretty steep. Sold a pair of jeans for £41 and got charged nearly a fiver alltogether for Paypal / Seller fees / Listing fees etc.

However, i suppose i would never have made that much on them if I'd been selling at a car boot sale, so I'll let them off - Just!

£41 for a pair of jeans! that`s canny..i once sold a cassette for £51,who would have thought that a cassette would be worth that much eh? Wish i could find another one or two

and you would know all about that! and i think your the one who needs to go on jeremy kyle! cause you got issues, trust me you do!!!!

Tell me more

I was wondering,do any of you use That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds? and if so,have you managed to get any bargains? I`ve managed to get some cheap games and cd`s,saved a fortune

what you mean civility? i am civil it's others who ain't!!!!! and no i don't use mirrors I'm not that vain!

like the great philosopher popeye the sailor man once said "i am what i am" that is equal to every other person

on this planet!

what was the total bet? as £2 each way would cost you £4 (£2 to win+£2 on 2,3or4th)

i'll assume it was a £2 total bet, making it £1 each way. now, since it came third, you win on the £1 each way bet and not the win, which is quarter the odds. so £1 on a 40-1 each way bet that comes third would give you £10, plus your stake, so you should be looking at £11.

i may be completly wrong tho, so dont quote me! thats just the way i was told it works, i'm not a betting man as a rule!

if it was £2 each way, and total bet was £4, then i would expect £22 back...

You were right,got £22 back so it must have been £2 each way,not a great lot but it`s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

oopps! thats still there aint it!

(Note to onesself: remove pic as soon as this is posted)

Nope, its a pic i use for my msn pic.

as is this other one that will be in the BJ's place...

Ha ha..and here`s me thinking you were complaining about a leg owa!