Cympil

thanks again blank! nd a sortinly will like pettle!

so did you get drunk last night then?

You know what we need?

A website just for the scurrilous, and intellectually stunted among us!

That would make their dirty minds and mouths delirious with verbal garbage.

Just think of it: No more trying to spell words in excess of four letters. Their poor brains would think that they had died and gone somewhere: anywhere!

Joe

Your wishes have been granted! Mongo has his own Bedlington forum

Could be, but I sense a denzelist lurking.

hope not

Hahaha, yeah this Maxine Carr thing is a bit over the top, even for Bedlington gossip!

Wey i suppose she`s got to live somewhere,Bedlington`s as good a place as any

The thought of that would be frightening.

The thought of him blowing him off would be more frightening

Ah well give the lad some credit he did want to go but the powers that be say no.

True

Saw that on the news this morning, they recon it got lost whilst looking for food. Bliddy long way to go for a fish and chip ship.

So the moral of this story is..if you ever come across a penguin that`s lost his way,p p p pick up a penguin

did you know that bottled water costs more than a the same amount of petrol!

when bought in garages etc not super markets (no i got some from asda it was 12p!!!!) or netto water cause that comes from Chernobyl and is ten times the safe level of radiation!!!!

for example a 500ml bottle of water from a garage costs 90p so 1litre will cost 1.80 while a 1litre of petrol will cost 98p mmmm why?

Council pop is even cheaper

Eurovision Song crap contest

Why do we have to suffer this every year and all I wanted to do was sit and whatch the telly, ah well its off to the club for a couple of pints and a game of bingo.

Do you ever win owt at bingo Pete?

Has anyone tried the Opera browser? If so,what`s it like?

i particularly like the truck and motocross games....

and the perfect parking is good!

Have you ever been to Pogo.com? Theres some great games there.

Very exciting.

Not.What a load of carp

There were two - and I don't think crude comments on these lovely Russian ladies anatomy is going to do anything to further BedloRussian relations.

These poor Ruski ladies are (allegedly) only trying to improve their lot by marrying filthy rich Northumbrian sheep farmers, after all - thus giving a much-needed boost to the gene pool of the Upper Tyne Valley. And who but a total bigot would wish to stand in the way of true romance?

They`ve got no hope of landing a rich husband around here,all the men piss their money against the wall

I think it`s actually got more "real" members than this place

That dentist at Cowpen is supposed to be good

He`ll be telling us next that he`s never been on benefits..or that he`s never said a racist comment

The only good thing about Ashington is the road out

No, I'm not touching Apple Macs...

!*!@# Fanboys.

I`ve never used a Mac,what`s wrong with them like?

Anyone like pea pods?

I used to eat them by the bucket-load when i was a kid,i can`t eat them now though,i must have sickened myself with them.

I dont want to see a power station there again.

I thought that once the power station was down they`d finally start tidying that place up.The new one will create jobs though,it`s a pity the local lads won`t be getting them though

Lots and lots of money to be made on That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds

Gotta agree there Blank,it`s a nice little earner if you know what to sell

It’s Monsta`s birthday time again,

It’s true; there’s no denying,

Another year has come and gone,

You know that I’m not lying.

So for you, Monsta person,

Here’s what I want to say:

I hope this birthday’s the best one yet,

In every !*!@# way,

So Happy Birthday to you,

Have lots of birthday fun!

May your birthday wishes all come true,

Even if you have a ton.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONSTA!!!

I want two, there nice wuth chips.

ops forgot to use the spelchecker

:lol: :lol:

I thought the information that you posted was very useful.

So did i,that mousebreaker.com has a load of games on it

Or a parachute made from a fishing net.

Or an open man-hole cover