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Mr Darn

Mr Darn

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***NEWSFLASH***

The sleepy town of Bedlington has been rocked this bank holiday weekend as all the 'Weekend Dads' of the town all congregated on the towns 'black bridge' and pretended to be lemmings.

one father of 4 was asked at the scene what was going on to which he replied 'pencil neck was right, we are worthless!'

exactly what had happened is still unclear, although police are investigating a poem that was apparently posted on a local website forum.

altogether it is estimated that 250 men have jumped off the bridge, 190 of them stuck in the sleck waiting on the tide coming in, whilst the other 60 did their best to impersonate jam on the roadway as busses and cars drove over them.

more news, as it happens....

Denzel

Denzel

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:D I like it, I think it's good.

That's because you are a good person. I trust you are au fait with Ginola's escapades on his return home on Saturday night?

Pencil_Neck

Pencil_Neck

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The freckled oaf managed to vomit in his own bed.

Correction. In the bed, also the bath & bathroom floor.

Mr Popular, step forward :D

Erm, I barfed up but made the loo. ;)

Denzel

Denzel

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Proves one thing Denzel, he must have had a good session.

Well I bowed out at 11.30, can't keep up with the king of the quaff.

Denzel

Denzel

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Poor old Ginola. :(

At least he never hoyed up on the new settee.

Could've been worse, could've hoyed over the missus.

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