Irresponsible drinking and consumption of !*!@# food. Sounds like you Pencil Neck.

Irresponsible drinking and consumption of !*!@# food. Sounds like you Pencil Neck.

Shut if lard bucket

Aye that's a point, the Ewoks couldn't handle a drunken old man, they'd be too busy talking about how good they are. No good in a ruck.

Touche Denzel. But i thought you packed in 5 a side cos the BEF were getting to rough for you.........?

THERE WOZ GANNA BE A CUSH RAVE ON SUNDAY AT MOVIEZ BUT IT WUZ CAALD OFF COZ O THE BIZZYZ AND IT WOZ TOTAL KICKIN OFF

i was unfortunate (and possibly drunk enough) to be in Bedlingtons answer to the New Monkey after the delights of Whitley on monday night. flat beer and "Children of the Night" being played by a dj eyeing up jailbait who seemed to be dancing up and down on the spot and punching the air in a manner that Ricky Hatton would be proud of!!!!

The hooky sky dish is the only thing that makes this place worth going to and even then i wish i could bring my own ale.

i was unfortunate (and possibly drunk enough) to be in Bedlingtons answer to the New Monkey after the delights of Whitley on monday night. flat beer and "Children of the Night" being played by a dj eyeing up jailbait who seemed to be dancing up and down on the spot and punching the air in a manner that Ricky Hatton would be proud of!!!!

Just a cotton pickin' minute, my furry friend. That sounds both mintah and skill.

Touche Denzel. But i thought you packed in 5 a side cos the BEF were getting to rough for you.........?

Hell no, the BEF are a non-entity as far as I'm concerned. All talk, no action.

aha, 1 week, 2 bodies, and both involving takeaways... does the monosodiumglutamate council of great britain have an enemy?

the plot thickens

This is cracking stuff.

Any more News?

Any more News?

Yep, Sunderland are !*!@#. Old news I know, but worth re-iterating.

Yep, Sunderland are !*!@#. Old news I know, but worth re-iterating.

Yep Arsenal tanked them today, could have been six or seven nil.

Yep Arsenal tanked them today, could have been six or seven nil.

I watched it live and free over the interweb. Great stuff.

I watched it live and free over the interweb. Great stuff.

Nasty tackel towards the end. Please enlighten the Interweb?

Nasty tackel towards the end. Please enlighten the Interweb?

Internet

Internet

Is this a subscribtion service on the net. if not what web site?

Is this a subscribtion service on the net. if not what web site?

Live and free Pete, I'll email you with the link when I get back to Denzel Towers later.

Live and free Pete, I'll email you with the link when I get back to Denzel Towers later.

Still waiting for the web address from Denzel Tower.

Still waiting for the web address from Denzel Tower.

www.p2p-sports.com

www.p2p-sports.com

Thanks for that Denzel.

Thanks for that Denzel.

All part of the service Pete!

Good old Denzel, he lives to give.

Good old Denzel, he lives to give.

Yep, a raggered trousered philanthropist.

All part of the service Pete!

Im a bit thick Denzel so I need some help with this web site, I can see that the Newcastle Chelsea games got a hyper link but I dont appear to be getting anything, HELP please

I'd have said "baggy trousered misogynist" myself, but we won't split hairs.

I'd have said "baggy trousered misogynist" myself, but we won't split hairs.

Ouch.

Im a bit thick Denzel so I need some help with this web site, I can see that the Newcastle Chelsea games got a hyper link but I dont appear to be getting anything, HELP please

Won't get anything until just before game kicks off Pete.

Ouch.

Won't get anything until just before game kicks off Pete.

Thanks for that Denzel.