One of the children's parents stopped me in the foyer at Bedlington Bears and said "Wendy, I am a psychic medium. I forsee that in the near future, you will advertise my services on Bedlington.co.uk. My God! she was 100% correct because here it is. Isn't that spooky? Email me if you want her telephone number. Alternatively, come to the door and ask for the number (while learning that your first week's childcare is absolutely free).

Subliminal advertising. Great stuff.

Now, I'm as reasonable as the next man, but isn't about time all right-thinking people got together and burnt these necromancers, fortune-tellers and witches?

Otherwise they will incur the wrath of a vengeful God and then where will we be? In a pit of burning flames for all eternity while Baal and other minions of Satan stick red hot pokers up your jacksie, that's where.

I'll bid you good day.

Now, I'm as reasonable as the next man, but isn't about time all right-thinking people got together and burnt these necromancers, fortune-tellers and witches?

Otherwise they will incur the wrath of a vengeful God and then where will we be? In a pit of burning flames for all eternity while Baal and other minions of Satan stick red hot pokers up your jacksie, that's where.

I'll bid you good day.

I think the Colonel has a point there.

One of the children's parents stopped me in the foyer at Bedlington Bears and said "Wendy, I am a psychic medium. I forsee that in the near future, you will advertise my services on Bedlington.co.uk. My God! she was 100% correct because here it is. Isn't that spooky? Email me if you want her telephone number. Alternatively, come to the door and ask for the number (while learning that your first week's childcare is absolutely free).

Can you ask your psychic for next weeks lotery numbers?

Can you ask your psychic for next weeks lotery numbers?

And give Pete some advice on predicting Newcastle scores!

And give Pete some advice on predicting Newcastle scores!

Ill never buy a second hand crystal ball again Denzel, but next season its a pin and a fixture list.

Ah the traditional method!

Ah the traditional method!

If you don't sort the back four out......usual mid table

If you don't sort the back four out......usual mid table

Never wa ganna win the leauge next season

Never wa ganna win the leauge next season

OK, keep taking the pills

OK, keep taking the pills

And what pills would they be?

And what pills would they be?

anti reality ones

anti reality ones

I totally disagree, look at Wigan everybodies tip for a quick return to the Championship, nothing stoping the Toon becoming next seasons surprise package.

nothing stoping the Toon becoming next seasons surprise package.

Relegation?

If you don't sort the back four out......usual mid table

And if you don't sort out your mighty forward line out I think the Scousers could lose some ground.

And if you don't sort out your mighty forward line out I think the Scousers could lose some ground.

Bring in Defoe. SWP & we're set

Bring in Defoe. SWP & we're set

Get rid of Crouch

Get rid of Crouch

No, he's ok actually

No, he's ok actually

No, he's not.

No, he's not.

I agree Denzel

I agree Denzel

Pete is the sort of bloke I'd want next to me in the trenches. Good work fella.

You started growing leeks?

You started growing leeks?

Yep, in Uncle Bernie's allotment. He's got a greenhouse AND a shed now.

Yep, in Uncle Bernie's allotment. He's got a greenhouse AND a shed now.

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