bedlington bears Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 One of the children's parents stopped me in the foyer at Bedlington Bears and said "Wendy, I am a psychic medium. I forsee that in the near future, you will advertise my services on Bedlington.co.uk. My God! she was 100% correct because here it is. Isn't that spooky? Email me if you want her telephone number. Alternatively, come to the door and ask for the number (while learning that your first week's childcare is absolutely free).
Hamburger Pimp Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Now, I'm as reasonable as the next man, but isn't about time all right-thinking people got together and burnt these necromancers, fortune-tellers and witches?Otherwise they will incur the wrath of a vengeful God and then where will we be? In a pit of burning flames for all eternity while Baal and other minions of Satan stick red hot pokers up your jacksie, that's where.I'll bid you good day.
Denzel Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Colonel Knowledge said: Now, I'm as reasonable as the next man, but isn't about time all right-thinking people got together and burnt these necromancers, fortune-tellers and witches?Otherwise they will incur the wrath of a vengeful God and then where will we be? In a pit of burning flames for all eternity while Baal and other minions of Satan stick red hot pokers up your jacksie, that's where.I'll bid you good day.I think the Colonel has a point there.
Pete Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 bedlington bears said: One of the children's parents stopped me in the foyer at Bedlington Bears and said "Wendy, I am a psychic medium. I forsee that in the near future, you will advertise my services on Bedlington.co.uk. My God! she was 100% correct because here it is. Isn't that spooky? Email me if you want her telephone number. Alternatively, come to the door and ask for the number (while learning that your first week's childcare is absolutely free).Can you ask your psychic for next weeks lotery numbers?
Denzel Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Pete said: Can you ask your psychic for next weeks lotery numbers?And give Pete some advice on predicting Newcastle scores!
Pete Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Denzel said: And give Pete some advice on predicting Newcastle scores!Ill never buy a second hand crystal ball again Denzel, but next season its a pin and a fixture list.
Pencil_Neck Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Denzel said: Ah the traditional method!If you don't sort the back four out......usual mid table
Pete Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Pencil_Neck said: If you don't sort the back four out......usual mid table Never wa ganna win the leauge next season
Pencil_Neck Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Pete said: Never wa ganna win the leauge next season OK, keep taking the pills
Pete Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Pencil_Neck said: OK, keep taking the pills And what pills would they be?
Pencil_Neck Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Pete said: And what pills would they be?anti reality ones
Pete Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Pencil_Neck said: anti reality ones I totally disagree, look at Wigan everybodies tip for a quick return to the Championship, nothing stoping the Toon becoming next seasons surprise package.
Sw@lnalla Posted May 7, 2006 Posted May 7, 2006 Pete said: nothing stoping the Toon becoming next seasons surprise package.Relegation?
Denzel Posted May 8, 2006 Posted May 8, 2006 Pencil_Neck said: If you don't sort the back four out......usual mid table And if you don't sort out your mighty forward line out I think the Scousers could lose some ground.
Pencil_Neck Posted May 8, 2006 Posted May 8, 2006 Denzel said: And if you don't sort out your mighty forward line out I think the Scousers could lose some ground.Bring in Defoe. SWP & we're set
Pete Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 Pencil_Neck said: Bring in Defoe. SWP & we're set Get rid of Crouch
Denzel Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 Pete said: I agree DenzelPete is the sort of bloke I'd want next to me in the trenches. Good work fella.
Denzel Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 Colonel Knowledge said: You started growing leeks?Yep, in Uncle Bernie's allotment. He's got a greenhouse AND a shed now.
Pencil_Neck Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 Denzel said: Yep, in Uncle Bernie's allotment. He's got a greenhouse AND a shed now.Even more places for slap & tickle
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