Aye, there'll be the usual resigned look on faces as we sup ale on Boxing Day. Looks like New Year's Day is buggered now as well.

Scousers sign twisty hunchback

Aye, there'll be the usual resigned look on faces as we sup ale on Boxing Day. Looks like New Year's Day is buggered now as well.

but the silly hats may add cheer (and Jamie rat arsed)

Whilst Mr Neck snoozes peacefully at the Jenga table.

Whilst Mr Neck snoozes peacefully at the Jenga table.

It's sad coz its true

It's sad coz its true

Dear Santa, please bring me lots of Pro Plus....

I knew the Toon spent to much money on that little weed Owen , no one else wanted him . You wouldnt spend that much money on a car you knew was libel to break down with the slightest knock. Grasping at straws on a bid to flog t shirts is a bad move. Harsh.. but the other clubs must be laughing their cocks off

I knew the Toon spent to much money on that little weed Owen , no one else wanted him . You wouldnt spend that much money on a car you knew was libel to break down with the slightest knock. Grasping at straws on a bid to flog t shirts is a bad move. Harsh.. but the other clubs must be laughing their cocks off

Take your mask off Mr Hansen.

Take your mask off Mr Hansen.

haha thats true.. if you read that with a slurred jock accent.. its him!!!

Actually I don't think you are Alan Hansen. If you were, your sentence would have begun with the words 'Steven Gerrard', then you'd have gone on to praise Peter Crouch.

Actually I don't think you are Alan Hansen. If you were, your sentence would have begun with the words 'Steven Gerrard', then you'd have gone on to praise Peter Crouch.

and ended with Newcastle has a terrible back four

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

NO!

Lawrenson would've said that. After praising Steven Gerrard.

Actually I don't think you are Pencil Neck. If you were, your sentence would have begun with the words 'Steven Gerrard', then you'd have gone on to vapour on interminably about Liverpool FC's tactics, which players Liverpool FC should buy and quite probably the types of pies served at Anfield, before proceeding to get aggressive with some innocent bystander in the pub.

Blimey Denzel, you don't mince your words, do you?

I learnt my trade from Colone Mike Bumgarner.

Abuse is not on the menu!

Blimey Denzel, you don't mince your words, do you?

no just pies

As long as they're not sweet mince pies. I'm not mad on them.

Will Glen make any new signings before the season starts?

Word on the street (the Journal) is that Steed Malbranque is on his way.

Word on the street (the Journal) is that Steed Malbranque is on his way.

I read that on the Evining Chronicle online page CK but they say that Boro are also interested in him.

Just what we need, another sodding midfielder.

Just what we need, another sodding midfielder.

Why didn't you sign another former Liverpool striker.....Emile Heskey

To be fair, Heskey is still more of a footballer than the white Kevin Francis who currently plays for the scousers.

To be fair, Heskey is still more of a footballer than the white Kevin Francis who currently plays for the scousers.

And he's still a better player than Shola

I wouldn't dispute that for one moment; but I'd still have Shola ahead of the BFG.