Wansbeck Works!

[Pete]

How much?! I'm down on Thursday to pick it up. Get your pieces of eight ready Pete!

50 pence and a pint of Guiness, go on two pints of Guiness

[Denzel]

50 pence and a pint of Guiness, go on two pints of Guiness

Tighter than a duck's !*!@# !

[Pete]

Tighter than a duck's !*!@# !

Bliddy fox had me last duck on Friday night when I was up there, wife phoned me on Saturday to tell me.

75 pence and three pints of Guiness and thats me last offer.

[Denzel]

Bliddy fox had me last duck on Friday night when I was up there, wife phoned me on Saturday to tell me.

75 pence and three pints of Guiness and thats me last offer.

Just ring Ocean Palace - at least then you haven't got to pluck and gut the little !*!@# . I hate doing that.

[Pete]

Just ring Ocean Palace - at least then you haven't got to pluck and gut the little !*!@# . I hate doing that.

Na deadens dont lay eggs and go quack, quack, mind ah dont mind a bit of duck with a few chips and gravey.

[Denzel]

Na deadens dont lay eggs and go quack, quack, mind ah dont mind a bit of duck with a few chips and gravey.

Chips and gravy with duck? Hoy it in the over for a few hours then just hack it to bits with a fork man. Lovely stuff.

[Pete]

Chips and gravy with duck? Hoy it in the over for a few hours then just hack it to bits with a fork man. Lovely stuff.

Theres plenty of wild ones near where I live Denzel, one might just find its way onto me plate over Christmas.

[Denzel]

Theres plenty of wild ones near where I live Denzel, one might just find its way onto me plate over Christmas.

Get it doon ya neck bonny lad!

[Pete]

Get it doon ya neck bonny lad!

Catching them might be a problem, could do with a trained fox if anybodys got one.

[Denzel]

Catching them might be a problem, could do with a trained fox if anybodys got one.

Barlass is a bit of a fox.

[Pete]

Barlass is a bit of a fox.

Dar'nt answer that one Denzel

[Mr Darn]

Dar'nt answer that one Denzel

whats this got to do with me??????

[Pete]

whats this got to do with me??????

Its my misspelling of dare not, sorry

[bedlington bears]

Catching them might be a problem, could do with a trained fox if anybodys got one.

A fishing line baited with a piece of pork fat and left for 24 hours or so will catch you half a dozen (apparently).

[Denzel]

A fishing line baited with a piece of pork fat and left for 24 hours or so will catch you half a dozen (apparently).

Step forward, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall!

[Mr Darn]

A fishing line baited with a piece of pork fat and left for 24 hours or so will catch you half a dozen (apparently).

i've heared thats useless unless you add a few fishing hooks too.....

and you've got to tie the other end to something, or they run off with your rod!

[Pete]

i've heared thats useless unless you add a few fishing hooks too.....

and you've got to tie the other end to something, or they run off with your rod!

Never tried reeling a duck in, it will be a new experience, hope the carp dont get there first.

[Denzel]

Never tried reeling a duck in, it will be a new experience, hope the carp dont get there first.

If the carp get the ducks then just kill the carp.

[Pete]

If the carp get the ducks then just kill the carp.

Never thought of that, good idea Denzel.

[Denzel]

Never thought of that, good idea Denzel.

Altruism is my strong point Pete.

[Pete]

Altruism is my strong point Pete.

Had to check that one in the dictionary Denzel.

[Pencil_Neck]

Had to check that one in the dictionary Denzel.

He's a dude

[Pete]

He's a dude

Good with words

[Sw@lnalla]

Altruism is my strong point Pete.

[bedlington bears]

i've heared thats useless unless you add a few fishing hooks too.....

and you've got to tie the other end to something, or they run off with your rod!

You don't need hooks if it really works. I was told that ducks can't digest pork fat so they have to pass it out, then another duck swallows it...