How much?! I'm down on Thursday to pick it up. Get your pieces of eight ready Pete!

50 pence and a pint of Guiness, go on two pints of Guiness

50 pence and a pint of Guiness, go on two pints of Guiness

Tighter than a duck's !*!@# !

Tighter than a duck's !*!@# !

Bliddy fox had me last duck on Friday night when I was up there, wife phoned me on Saturday to tell me.

75 pence and three pints of Guiness and thats me last offer.

Bliddy fox had me last duck on Friday night when I was up there, wife phoned me on Saturday to tell me.

75 pence and three pints of Guiness and thats me last offer.

Just ring Ocean Palace - at least then you haven't got to pluck and gut the little !*!@# . I hate doing that.

Just ring Ocean Palace - at least then you haven't got to pluck and gut the little !*!@# . I hate doing that.

Na deadens dont lay eggs and go quack, quack, mind ah dont mind a bit of duck with a few chips and gravey.

Na deadens dont lay eggs and go quack, quack, mind ah dont mind a bit of duck with a few chips and gravey.

Chips and gravy with duck? Hoy it in the over for a few hours then just hack it to bits with a fork man. Lovely stuff.

Chips and gravy with duck? Hoy it in the over for a few hours then just hack it to bits with a fork man. Lovely stuff.

Theres plenty of wild ones near where I live Denzel, one might just find its way onto me plate over Christmas.

Theres plenty of wild ones near where I live Denzel, one might just find its way onto me plate over Christmas.

Get it doon ya neck bonny lad!

Get it doon ya neck bonny lad!

Catching them might be a problem, could do with a trained fox if anybodys got one.

Catching them might be a problem, could do with a trained fox if anybodys got one.

Barlass is a bit of a fox.

Barlass is a bit of a fox.

Dar'nt answer that one Denzel

Dar'nt answer that one Denzel

whats this got to do with me??????

whats this got to do with me??????

Its my misspelling of dare not, sorry

Catching them might be a problem, could do with a trained fox if anybodys got one.

A fishing line baited with a piece of pork fat and left for 24 hours or so will catch you half a dozen (apparently).

A fishing line baited with a piece of pork fat and left for 24 hours or so will catch you half a dozen (apparently).

Step forward, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall!

A fishing line baited with a piece of pork fat and left for 24 hours or so will catch you half a dozen (apparently).

i've heared thats useless unless you add a few fishing hooks too.....

and you've got to tie the other end to something, or they run off with your rod!

i've heared thats useless unless you add a few fishing hooks too.....

and you've got to tie the other end to something, or they run off with your rod!

Never tried reeling a duck in, it will be a new experience, hope the carp dont get there first.

Never tried reeling a duck in, it will be a new experience, hope the carp dont get there first.

If the carp get the ducks then just kill the carp.

If the carp get the ducks then just kill the carp.

Never thought of that, good idea Denzel.

Never thought of that, good idea Denzel.

Altruism is my strong point Pete.

Altruism is my strong point Pete.

Had to check that one in the dictionary Denzel.

Had to check that one in the dictionary Denzel.

He's a dude

He's a dude

Good with words

Altruism is my strong point Pete.

i've heared thats useless unless you add a few fishing hooks too.....

and you've got to tie the other end to something, or they run off with your rod!

You don't need hooks if it really works. I was told that ducks can't digest pork fat so they have to pass it out, then another duck swallows it...