Pete Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 How much?! I'm down on Thursday to pick it up. Get your pieces of eight ready Pete!50 pence and a pint of Guiness, go on two pints of Guiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 50 pence and a pint of Guiness, go on two pints of Guiness Tighter than a duck's !*!@# ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Tighter than a duck's !*!@# !Bliddy fox had me last duck on Friday night when I was up there, wife phoned me on Saturday to tell me.75 pence and three pints of Guiness and thats me last offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Bliddy fox had me last duck on Friday night when I was up there, wife phoned me on Saturday to tell me.75 pence and three pints of Guiness and thats me last offer.Just ring Ocean Palace - at least then you haven't got to pluck and gut the little !*!@# . I hate doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Just ring Ocean Palace - at least then you haven't got to pluck and gut the little !*!@# . I hate doing that.Na deadens dont lay eggs and go quack, quack, mind ah dont mind a bit of duck with a few chips and gravey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Na deadens dont lay eggs and go quack, quack, mind ah dont mind a bit of duck with a few chips and gravey.Chips and gravy with duck? Hoy it in the over for a few hours then just hack it to bits with a fork man. Lovely stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Chips and gravy with duck? Hoy it in the over for a few hours then just hack it to bits with a fork man. Lovely stuff.Theres plenty of wild ones near where I live Denzel, one might just find its way onto me plate over Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Theres plenty of wild ones near where I live Denzel, one might just find its way onto me plate over Christmas. Get it doon ya neck bonny lad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Get it doon ya neck bonny lad!Catching them might be a problem, could do with a trained fox if anybodys got one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Catching them might be a problem, could do with a trained fox if anybodys got one.Barlass is a bit of a fox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Barlass is a bit of a fox.Dar'nt answer that one Denzel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Darn Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dar'nt answer that one Denzel whats this got to do with me?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 whats this got to do with me??????Its my misspelling of dare not, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bedlington bears Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Catching them might be a problem, could do with a trained fox if anybodys got one.A fishing line baited with a piece of pork fat and left for 24 hours or so will catch you half a dozen (apparently). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 A fishing line baited with a piece of pork fat and left for 24 hours or so will catch you half a dozen (apparently).Step forward, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Darn Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 A fishing line baited with a piece of pork fat and left for 24 hours or so will catch you half a dozen (apparently).i've heared thats useless unless you add a few fishing hooks too.....and you've got to tie the other end to something, or they run off with your rod! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 i've heared thats useless unless you add a few fishing hooks too.....and you've got to tie the other end to something, or they run off with your rod!Never tried reeling a duck in, it will be a new experience, hope the carp dont get there first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 Never tried reeling a duck in, it will be a new experience, hope the carp dont get there first. If the carp get the ducks then just kill the carp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 If the carp get the ducks then just kill the carp.Never thought of that, good idea Denzel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 Never thought of that, good idea Denzel.Altruism is my strong point Pete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 Altruism is my strong point Pete.Had to check that one in the dictionary Denzel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 Had to check that one in the dictionary Denzel.He's a dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 25, 2006 Report Share Posted December 25, 2006 He's a dude Good with words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 Altruism is my strong point Pete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bedlington bears Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 i've heared thats useless unless you add a few fishing hooks too.....and you've got to tie the other end to something, or they run off with your rod!You don't need hooks if it really works. I was told that ducks can't digest pork fat so they have to pass it out, then another duck swallows it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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