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What wouldn't be good about an Iron Maiden tribute band?

They would be playing Iron Maiden songs.

They'd be a rubbish version of Iron Maiden.

The pub would be full of stinking longhairs in faded denim, bad tatts and unorthodox facial hair.

There'd be loads of scraggy old women... ...Ah, I see what you're getting at now.

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Denzel

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They would be playing Iron Maiden songs.

They'd be a rubbish version of Iron Maiden.

The pub would be full of stinking longhairs in faded denim, bad tatts and unorthodox facial hair.

There'd be loads of scraggy old women... ...Ah, I see what you're getting at now.

Sod it, I'll go see Belle and Sebastian instead.

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Just wanted to let everyone know that THE MARKET TAVERN IS NOW SERVING MEALS!! We have a wide variety pf meals including things like chickpea casserole, mushroom carbonara, scampi, salmon tagietellie, steak and ale pie and a few other delicacies. The best evening menu in town at reasonable prices. Lunch menu consists of sandwiches mainly and starts TOMORROW.

LUNCHTIMES- 11.30-2.30

EVENING MEALS-5.30-8.30

Also beware as clamping is going on in our car park as non patrons keep on parking in it and its £125 quid to be unclamped so if you are in the pub then make sure you tell a member of staff your registration number :rolleyes:

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Just wanted to let everyone know that THE MARKET TAVERN IS NOW SERVING MEALS!! We have a wide variety pf meals including things like chickpea casserole, mushroom carbonara, scampi, salmon tagietellie, steak and ale pie and a few other delicacies. The best evening menu in town at reasonable prices. Lunch menu consists of sandwiches mainly and starts TOMORROW.

LUNCHTIMES- 11.30-2.30

EVENING MEALS-5.30-8.30

Also beware as clamping is going on in our car park as non patrons keep on parking in it and its £125 quid to be unclamped so if you are in the pub then make sure you tell a member of staff your registration number :rolleyes:

Interesting times & clamping charges......best of luck......you may need it (look at the Greek spot)

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We have a wide variety pf meals including things like chickpea casserole,

Also beware as clamping is going on in our car park as non patrons keep on parking in it and its £125 quid to be unclamped so if you are in the pub then make sure you tell a member of staff your registration number :rolleyes:

The explosive garbonzo bean (desi or kabuli ?) casserole, and being clamped, it's not worth it, I'd rather go elsewhere for a simple falafel. B)

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Just wanted to let everyone know that THE MARKET TAVERN IS NOW SERVING MEALS!! We have a wide variety pf meals including things like chickpea casserole, mushroom carbonara, scampi, salmon tagietellie, steak and ale pie and a few other delicacies. The best evening menu in town at reasonable prices. Lunch menu consists of sandwiches mainly and starts TOMORROW.

LUNCHTIMES- 11.30-2.30

EVENING MEALS-5.30-8.30

Also beware as clamping is going on in our car park as non patrons keep on parking in it and its £125 quid to be unclamped so if you are in the pub then make sure you tell a member of staff your registration number :rolleyes:

Why ambassador, with this scampi you are really spoiling us.

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The explosive garbonzo bean (desi or kabuli ?) casserole, and being clamped, it's not worth it, I'd rather go elsewhere for a simple falafel. B)

If you are a customer then you need to tell a member fo staff your registration number and we can tell the security blokey and he wont clamp u.what he does is clamps the car or whatever it is then cums into the pub to make sure that it doesnt belong to anyone then he'll unclamp it if it is, if it isnt we just stand at the window and watch them cum bk to find their car clamped

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Just wanted to let everyone know that THE MARKET TAVERN IS NOW SERVING MEALS!! We have a wide variety pf meals including things like chickpea casserole, mushroom carbonara, scampi, salmon tagietellie, steak and ale pie and a few other delicacies. The best evening menu in town at reasonable prices. Lunch menu consists of sandwiches mainly and starts TOMORROW.

LUNCHTIMES- 11.30-2.30

EVENING MEALS-5.30-8.30

Also beware as clamping is going on in our car park as non patrons keep on parking in it and its £125 quid to be unclamped so if you are in the pub then make sure you tell a member of staff your registration number :rolleyes:

Do you do Chicken Kiev as well?

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our beer is never warm, as the bar manager monitors the cellar temperature at all times and theres cooling fans in the cellar too :)

he actually sits there and monitors the temperature??? like on a comfy chair??? how does he use the loo? don't all cellars have cooling fans??? what if you leave the beer in a glass on the windowsill in the burning glare of the sun? will that make it warm? or is fosters on their way to patent it?

:P:P:P

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he actually sits there and monitors the temperature??? like on a comfy chair??? how does he use the loo? don't all cellars have cooling fans??? what if you leave the beer in a glass on the windowsill in the burning glare of the sun? will that make it warm? or is fosters on their way to patent it?

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ur still alive mr darn????

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