Xmas Feast

[Brian Cross]

Well the Aussie summer is here again and with summer the heat and humidity returns.

The heat makes me wish for cool weather on Xmas day, this would let us enjoy a traditional Xmas day feast it would make a change,we usually spend Xmas day outside eating cold meats,salads and seafood,but the heat and humidity is great for drinking beer ( XXXX Bitter ). Wishing you all a merry Xmas and a happy new year.

[Sw@lnalla]

Well the Aussie summer is here again and with summer the heat and humidity returns.

The heat makes me wish for cool weather on Xmas day, this would let us enjoy a traditional Xmas day feast it would make a change,we usually spend Xmas day outside eating cold meats,salads and seafood,but the heat and humidity is great for drinking beer ( XXXX Bitter ). Wishing you all a merry Xmas and a happy new year.

All the best to yourself and Lenny Loosejocks.

[Mr Darn]

Well the Aussie summer is here again and with summer the heat and humidity returns.

The heat makes me wish for cool weather on Xmas day, this would let us enjoy a traditional Xmas day feast it would make a change,we usually spend Xmas day outside eating cold meats,salads and seafood,but the heat and humidity is great for drinking beer ( XXXX Bitter ). Wishing you all a merry Xmas and a happy new year.

only thing i like about this bliddy country, especially up this end, is that any creatures that can actually kill you have seen sence and migrated to warmer climates!

Merry New Year, and a Happy Christmas to you all!

[Hamburger Pimp]

Brian wouldn't kill us, would he?

[Denzel]

Brian wouldn't kill us, would he?

He would if we made him cross.

[Brian Cross]

Brian wouldn't kill us, would he?

Woulden't even think of it ( leave it to the Aussie cricketers )

[Denzel]

Woulden't even think of it ( leave it to the Aussie cricketers )

Check your toilet seats for Redbacks people; I suspect Brian is after us.

[Brian Cross]

Check your toilet seats for Redbacks people; I suspect Brian is after us.

That reminds me i havn't seen a decent redback for days now..............

[Denzel]

That reminds me i havn't seen a decent redback for days now..............

Do not enter the dunny unless armed with a rolled up newspaper.

[Pencil_Neck]

Do not enter the dunny unless armed with a rolled up newspaper.

Can the deported criminals actually read?

[Sw@lnalla]

Can the deported criminals actually read?

Welcome to 'Turkey World' Brian Cross, Bedlington style.

[Pencil_Neck]

Welcome to 'Turkey World' Brian Cross, Bedlington style.

He's missing us.......maybe the Queen will give a pardon

[Denzel]

He's missing us.......maybe the Queen will give a pardon

Her Royal Highness, Mrs Elizabeth Babcock, would like it to be known that she never pardons as she never breaks wind.

[Pencil_Neck]

Her Royal Highness, Mrs Elizabeth Babcock, would like it to be known that she never pardons as she never breaks wind.

I heard she dropped an otter

[Denzel]

I heard she dropped an otter

No need, no need.

[Pencil_Neck]

No need, no need.

I wonder if she wiped with the Royal hand, slippery customers

those lads

[Denzel]

I wonder if she wiped with the Royal hand, slippery customers

those lads

She wears gloves anyway.