WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

(To pass requires only four correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What colour is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial Airplane?

Remember, you only need four

correct answers to pass.

!. 116 years

2. Ecuador

3. Sheep or goat intestine

4. November

5. horse squirrel goat bears hogs sable, Mr Sable?

6 island of Dogs

7. Albert

8. pink red brown and white

9. originally China exported and cultivated in New Zealand now all over the world

10. orange or red

1. 116 years

2. Ecuador

3. Sheep, goat, horse

4. November

5. Squirrel

6. Dog

7. Albert

8. Crimson

9. New Zealand

10. Orange

HERE'S AN ALGORITHM QUIZ

ONLY ONE CORRECT ANSWER NEEDED!!!!!!

1) What was Herman Melville's most famous novel?

2) Who played the chimney sweep in Mary Poppins?

3) Which author wrote thrillers set in the horse racing community?

4) Warren Beatty played which cartoon detective in a 1990 film?

5) Who was the villian in the Wacky Races cartoon show?

PLEASE WRITE YOUR ANSWERS CLEARLY - ONLY ONE CORRECT ANSWER NEEDED!

1. Moby !*!@#

2. !*!@# van Dyke

3. !*!@# francis

4. !*!@# Tracy

5. !*!@# Dastardley

I'll be very surprised if the censors don't change every answer when I try to post this!!

And of course they did. Isn't technology fantastic!

And of course they did. Isn't technology fantastic!

Bet they feel right Charlies !!

Edited August 14, 201213 yr by foxy

Bet they feel right Charlies !!

Cant understand why !*!@# is censored and not Charlie. It's discrimination.

Keith - forgot to say that the one correct answer you are looking for is !*!@#!

Message off the mods..................

And I am not even going to mention Canny Lass's last post!

And I am not even going to mention Canny Lass's last post!

Well clearly you weren't brought up in Netherton in the 50's!

Just a thought:

If !*!@# van Dyke, assuming he was still living, wanted to be a member here would he be allowed to use his name?

Aw, what a shame. All the answers were unintelligible. And the winning prize was a fortnight in Barbados with the man / woman of your dreams. Guess i'll have to go myself now. Has anybody got Kylie's phone number?

For those who don't already know - this little quiz was in response to a Tom, 'Richard' and Harry joke I told in GOOD JOKES. The algorithm censor made nonsense out of it. Yah boo hiss.

PS Canny Lass, I do believe Mr Van Dyke is still alive. I know he was in the film A NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM. (Or whatever it was called - the one with Ben Stiller.)

Thank you all for participating. I'm now going to watch that classic Carry on film about the highwayman - you know the one - CARRY ON DICK.