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Wanting to make sure the prize was suitable for the person and knowing you are really into your cosmology and mooching around the woods late at night I have enrolled you into the ancient order of the Deranged Druids.

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The meetings are held every Blue Moon or alternatively with the practicing Coven down the Happn'y Woods and I am sure your musical prowess will be called into service.

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I'm the Grand Wizard of the Bedlington Blue Moons, Malcolm. I often go down the Halfpenny woods and whip out my horn and give it a tootle, the acoustics are better down there, at least that's what I keep telling the magistrates. But now I only go down when Venus is in conjunction with Uranus, that's when the fairy rings are at their best, this year there are several because it's the Chinese year of the Whippet. Now where's my wand...izzy wizzy let's get busy.

(PS. did you know there used to be a witches coven down there? - 70's - 80's. I'm sure someone touched on it on another site.)

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They have all worn masks

AND THE WINNER IS...PETE.

Well done that man. I thought this would run and run. Brilliant Pete.

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Peter Wyngarde...Flash Gordon

Hugo Weaving......V for Vendetta

Julian Machon......Fantastic Four (Dr. Doom)

Leonardo.............Man in the Iron Mask

Edward Norton.....Kingdom of Heaven

Wilelm Dafoe.......Spiderman

Jim Carrey...........The Mask

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Sorry for the delay in your prize. Pete, it's just that…well, I thought the others would be jealous, so I withheld it. But since you insist!!!

In keeping with the connection I have decided to give you a lifetime's supply of…MASKing tape. But there is a condition. You have to do something artistic with this MASKing tape; something like that loony…er…artist Christo. I have attached examples of his work.

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Now you are going to go one better than Christo. You are going to actually cover yourself with MASKing tape and tour the world's art galleries as a living piece of art. It will be a new movement in the art world and will be called the Fine Art Renaissance Tour - FART, for short. It will be fart for fart sake and I hope you can follow through with other endeavours.

Here is a picture of how you will look on your tour. post-2953-0-02488300-1365107456_thumb.jp

As you can see the other members will be jealous but their loss is your gain. So wrap up well and if you want to thank me for your prize just call by in your car and toot and come in.

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Sorry for the delay in your prize. Pete, it's just that…well, I thought the others would be jealous, so I withheld it. But since you insist!!!

In keeping with the connection I have decided to give you a lifetime's supply of…MASKing tape. But there is a condition. You have to do something artistic with this MASKing tape; something like that loony…er…artist Christo. I have attached examples of his work.

post-2953-0-42933500-1365107384_thumb.jppost-2953-0-57348300-1365107398_thumb.jp

Now you are going to go one better than Christo. You are going to actually cover yourself with MASKing tape and tour the world's art galleries as a living piece of art. It will be a new movement in the art world and will be called the Fine Art Renaissance Tour - FART, for short. It will be fart for fart sake and I hope you can follow through with other endeavours.

Here is a picture of how you will look on your tour. post-2953-0-02488300-1365107456_thumb.jp

As you can see the other members will be jealous but their loss is your gain. So wrap up well and if you want to thank me for your prize just call by in your car and toot and come in.

Thanks Keith, can't wait to get started, when will the masking tap arrive, before Thursday I hope as I have a ticket for the match on Thursday night (Toon v Benfica)

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Thanks Keith, can't wait to get started, when will the masking tap arrive, before Thursday I hope as I have a ticket for the match on Thursday night (Toon v Benfica)

If the tape arrives early enough Pete, put it over your eyes :(

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If the tape arrives early enough Pete, put it over your eyes :(

Could be a good idea, as I head on the radio yesterday if we loose tomorrow against Fulham he will field a weak side on Thursday. Still, looking forward to it.

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