73.4% of statistics are made up on the spot without any investigation into what they refer to.

Interesting stuff Mr Darn, if you have a complaint you can start here Enjoy

Four - two!

The commonest owl found across the UK is the Teat Owl.

Seventy percent of kitchens in North America have a "Junk drawer"!

92.3% of bald men have large tools

92.3% of bald men have large tools

Well I'm in the minority; I have a socket set and a heatgun and that's about it.

Kangaroos cannot walk backwards.

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is mad efrom honey, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the "honey month", or what we know today as the "honeymoon".

The commonest owl found across the UK is the Teat Owl.

Old joke.

You sure about the meaning of 'honeymoon' Denzel, it's all very vague but try hjunottsmanathr

Old joke.

You sure about the meaning of 'honeymoon' Denzel, it's all very vague but try hjunottsmanathr

Well I lifted it lock, stock and barrel from a 'fascinating facts' website; sounds good though. And mead is very tasty.

The american Abrams M1 Main Battle Tank uses 10 Galleons of fuel .... to warm up, before it can go anywhere . Slightly worse fuel economy than an average yank SUV

The american Abrams M1 Main Battle Tank uses 10 Galleons of fuel .... to warm up, before it can go anywhere . Slightly worse fuel economy than an average yank SUV

galleons?!?!

The american Abrams M1 Main Battle Tank uses 10 Galleons of fuel .... to warm up, before it can go anywhere . Slightly worse fuel economy than an average yank SUV

galleons?!?!

Christ, I thought my old car was thirsty.

"He whose testicles are crushed or whose male member is cut off shall not enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 23:1

Ouch!

Deuteronomy? Neuteronomy, more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!

Deuteronomy? Neuteronomy, more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!

LOL CK,

HE WHO WEARS A BULLET PROOF VEST SHOULD NOT COMPLAIN..........WHEN HE GETS SHOT IN THE !*!@#

HE WHO WEARS A BULLET PROOF VEST SHOULD NOT COMPLAIN..........WHEN HE GETS SHOT IN THE !*!@#

So you like biblical !*!@#

"Any animal which has its testicles bruised or crushed or torn or cut, you shall not offer to the Lord or sacrifice within your land..."

Leviticus 22:24

not that it's a fact, but i find it kinda magical...

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .

If you haven't, add 1755.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number

(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE!

well i thought it was clever!

So you like biblical !*!@#

"Any animal which has its testicles bruised or crushed or torn or cut, you shall not offer to the Lord or sacrifice within your land..."

Leviticus 22:24

not really .... that was a tommy cooper one..

not that it's a fact, but i find it kinda magical...

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .

If you haven't, add 1755.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number

(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE!

well i thought it was clever!

Tried this twice, first time I was younger than what I am next time I was ten years older. never was any good at maths but I'l take the first result as correct.

not that it's a fact, but i find it kinda magical...

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .

If you haven't, add 1755.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number

(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE!

well i thought it was clever!

Does it work with Scotch eggs?

not really .... that was a tommy cooper one..

Hello.

what does that mean? a mad smiley? o right .. well i hear theres a good drugs you can get these days.And get some happy pills while your at it!

More facts than any reasonable person would want

Warning: contains "industrial language".

And childish smut.

And some lovely puppies.

Some superb research into the life of our dear Queen CK, but her full name is in fact Mrs Elizabeth Babcock. Apart from that, hats off to you sir.

what does that mean? a mad smiley? o right .. well i hear theres a good drugs you can get these days.And get some happy pills while your at it!

nearest I can get to a 'Royal' wave , what's this crap about pills and drugs?

More facts than any reasonable person would want

Warning: contains "industrial language".

And childish smut.

And some lovely puppies.

How many Kids has the Queen had ?

If the kilted Greek reads your defammatory blog you may end up with problems.