Sw@lnalla Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 73.4% of statistics are made up on the spot without any investigation into what they refer to. Interesting stuff Mr Darn, if you have a complaint you can start here Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Four - two! The commonest owl found across the UK is the Teat Owl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Seventy percent of kitchens in North America have a "Junk drawer"!92.3% of bald men have large tools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 92.3% of bald men have large tools Well I'm in the minority; I have a socket set and a heatgun and that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Kangaroos cannot walk backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is mad efrom honey, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the "honey month", or what we know today as the "honeymoon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 The commonest owl found across the UK is the Teat Owl.Old joke. You sure about the meaning of 'honeymoon' Denzel, it's all very vague but try hjunottsmanathr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Old joke. You sure about the meaning of 'honeymoon' Denzel, it's all very vague but try hjunottsmanathr Well I lifted it lock, stock and barrel from a 'fascinating facts' website; sounds good though. And mead is very tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 The american Abrams M1 Main Battle Tank uses 10 Galleons of fuel .... to warm up, before it can go anywhere . Slightly worse fuel economy than an average yank SUV The american Abrams M1 Main Battle Tank uses 10 Galleons of fuel .... to warm up, before it can go anywhere . Slightly worse fuel economy than an average yank SUV galleons?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 The american Abrams M1 Main Battle Tank uses 10 Galleons of fuel .... to warm up, before it can go anywhere . Slightly worse fuel economy than an average yank SUV galleons?!?!Christ, I thought my old car was thirsty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 "He whose testicles are crushed or whose male member is cut off shall not enter the assembly of the Lord." Deuteronomy 23:1Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Deuteronomy? Neuteronomy, more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Deuteronomy? Neuteronomy, more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!LOL CK, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 HE WHO WEARS A BULLET PROOF VEST SHOULD NOT COMPLAIN..........WHEN HE GETS SHOT IN THE !*!@# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 HE WHO WEARS A BULLET PROOF VEST SHOULD NOT COMPLAIN..........WHEN HE GETS SHOT IN THE !*!@# So you like biblical !*!@# "Any animal which has its testicles bruised or crushed or torn or cut, you shall not offer to the Lord or sacrifice within your land..."Leviticus 22:24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missvic Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 not that it's a fact, but i find it kinda magical...YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)2. Multiply this number by 23. Add 54. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .If you haven't, add 1755.6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!well i thought it was clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 So you like biblical !*!@# "Any animal which has its testicles bruised or crushed or torn or cut, you shall not offer to the Lord or sacrifice within your land..."Leviticus 22:24 not really .... that was a tommy cooper one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 not that it's a fact, but i find it kinda magical...YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)2. Multiply this number by 23. Add 54. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .If you haven't, add 1755.6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!well i thought it was clever!Tried this twice, first time I was younger than what I am next time I was ten years older. never was any good at maths but I'l take the first result as correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 not that it's a fact, but i find it kinda magical...YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)2. Multiply this number by 23. Add 54. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .If you haven't, add 1755.6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!well i thought it was clever!Does it work with Scotch eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 not really .... that was a tommy cooper one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Hello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 what does that mean? a mad smiley? o right .. well i hear theres a good drugs you can get these days.And get some happy pills while your at it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 More facts than any reasonable person would wantWarning: contains "industrial language". And childish smut.And some lovely puppies.Some superb research into the life of our dear Queen CK, but her full name is in fact Mrs Elizabeth Babcock. Apart from that, hats off to you sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 what does that mean? a mad smiley? o right .. well i hear theres a good drugs you can get these days.And get some happy pills while your at it!nearest I can get to a 'Royal' wave , what's this crap about pills and drugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 More facts than any reasonable person would wantWarning: contains "industrial language". And childish smut.And some lovely puppies.How many Kids has the Queen had ?If the kilted Greek reads your defammatory blog you may end up with problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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