Power Cuts

[Adam Hogg]

Anyone have a power cut at about 5.30 and 6.30?

[Brian Cross]

Not here Adam

[Malcolm Robinson]

Obviously we did Adam but Barrington Court didn't.

[tomtom]

Yep - we sure did, infact we had two - any idea what caused them?

[mercuryg]

  On 04/02/2013 at 09:33, tomtom said:

any idea what caused them?

It was we at Table 25 demonstrating our power.

[John White]

Not at St.Johns Road Adam.

[Malcolm Robinson]

You got 'White Man's Magic' down there John?

[John White]

  On 04/02/2013 at 12:57, Malcolm Robinson said:

You got 'White Man's Magic' down there John?

Yes, probably that Malcolm; and a little help from the Synergy strap line...

[Adam Hogg]

So any idea what caused it bar table 25 of course?

[mercuryg]

  On 04/02/2013 at 20:56, Adam Hogg said:

So any idea what caused it bar table 25 of course?

I heard it was a temporary lack of electricity.

[Adam Hogg]

  On 05/02/2013 at 08:34, mercuryg said:

I heard it was a temporary lack of electricity.

Was that because our electricity is meant to come from wind turbines now?

[mercuryg]

  On 05/02/2013 at 21:34, Adam Hogg said:

Was that because our electricity is meant to come from wind turbines now?

Probably! there was a gale blowing after all.....

[keith lockey]

Sorry lads, it was the deal I made with Powergrid. I said they should put Terrier Close's lights back on but black out everyone else.

I was under pressure from the residents of TC...for the people by the people.

[Maggie/915]

Should I mention hot air.

New source of power!

[Brett]

  On 07/02/2013 at 17:58, keith lockey said:

Sorry lads, it was the deal I made with Powergrid. I said they should put Terrier Close's lights back on but black out everyone else.

I was under pressure from the residents of TC...for the people by the people.

you should work for the council. Benefiting the people whilst doing over others.

[keith lockey]

  On 08/02/2013 at 08:02, Brett said:

you should work for the council. Benefiting the people whilst doing over others.

It was that or being strung up to the nearest lampost. But don't worry lads, the deal was just for one year of darkness - no probs to Bedlingtonians who have been kept in the dark for yonks.

Edited February 8, 2013 by keith lockey

[Keith Scantlebury]

I heard you liked being tied up

[keith lockey]

  On 08/02/2013 at 09:06, keith said:

I heard you liked being tied up

That's just a nasty rumour spread by Delia the Dominatrix - anyway, she tells me to give you her regards, she hasn't seen you for a while.

[Keith Scantlebury]

  On 08/02/2013 at 10:52, keith lockey said:

That's just a nasty rumour spread by Delia the Dominatrix - anyway, she tells me to give you her regards, she hasn't seen you for a while.

She's arround tonight.

[keith lockey]

  On 08/02/2013 at 17:07, keith said:

She's arround tonight.

She says you are a strapping bloke. (or was that strap on?) She also says you are very funny, leastways she says you enjoy a gag and are you taking her angling, Keith, she mentioned something about bringing fishnets round to your house. Whatever, she reckons you'll bend over backwards for her, so good on you.

[Symptoms]

This is beginning to sound like the stuff blue comics used to dish up in the clubs in the 60s & 70s ... I think it might be appropriate to leave it there.