You don't need to import people to do that, you just use good old local Labour Party talent. Seems to help if you can preside over the mass slaughter of innocent kiddies too!

Mind you those were the days when you could cover up just about anything. A nod and a wink to the right people; a hint of a gong down the line; a peerage to the really compliant big shots; and, if all else failed, a D Notice to gag the press - sorted!

...

...unless you were a reader of Private Eye!

Dare I say three words.

Emily Wilding Davison.

Phew I think I got away with it!

Basically ' How do you tell a Geordie, yi divent cos he caant be telt'

By the way I love the cover threegee!

Are you a hoarder or did you find it on the net.

We have something here called a no-vote. You go to the poling station as usual and Place a special 'blank' vote in the ballot-box. Better then staying at home and doing nothing in my opinion. At least you're letting them know you are dissatisfied.