Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted June 16, 2013 Report Posted June 16, 2013 I keep telling the kids - Father's day, nothing for me I have everything, I need. Take me to a new pub for lunch and a pint of 'real-ale'.However, today Wilf arrived. I wonder what adventures he wilf have?
keith lockey Posted June 16, 2013 Report Posted June 16, 2013 Those shoes Wilf is wearing remind me of something else...let's see....
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted June 16, 2013 Author Report Posted June 16, 2013 He has made a boob of his footwear. I think that's a 'fairway' to start Wilf's golfing adventures.
the lone ranger Posted June 16, 2013 Report Posted June 16, 2013 farthas day to me is to get another hole in one to go with the other three that i have done
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted June 17, 2013 Author Report Posted June 17, 2013 Today Wilf is going to Seaton Delaval Hall to see the flowers. Last time he was there he asked the head gardner - "are you planting in bunches this year? No". replied the gardener -"Just in Rose".
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted June 17, 2013 Author Report Posted June 17, 2013 Today Wilf is going to Seaton Delaval Hall to see the flowers. Last time he was there he asked the head gardner - "are you planting in bunches this year? No". replied the gardener -"Just in Rose".
tonyg Posted June 17, 2013 Report Posted June 17, 2013 ive got these ornaments around my caravan including the golfer
Symptoms Posted June 17, 2013 Report Posted June 17, 2013 Eggs - the 'grass' in that photo in your first post looks suspiciously like that plakka roll-on stuff and not real tufts; or you don't have a mutt that causes brown patches where it pees; or ankle-biters to wreck the place and kick the gravel about. Ah, peace and quiet!
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted June 17, 2013 Author Report Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) Eggs - the 'grass' in that photo in your first post looks suspiciously like that plakka roll-on stuff and not real tufts; or you don't have a mutt that causes brown patches where it pees; or ankle-biters to wreck the place and kick the gravel about. Ah, peace and quiet!Perfectly true - Keith Lockey's ex school mate Peter just fitted it. So now Wilf, apart from when he is out and about, should never get lost.Before:- Edited June 17, 2013 by Eggy1948
Maggie/915 Posted June 18, 2013 Report Posted June 18, 2013 If Wilf visits Belsay he may need a white shirt to compete with Mr Darcy.Jane Austin costumes are on display for a few months.
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted June 19, 2013 Author Report Posted June 19, 2013 farthas day to me is to get another hole in one to go with the other three that i have doneToday Wilf went to Greenwoods:-He got two pairs of plus fours, just in case he got a hole in one.
Malcolm Robinson Posted June 20, 2013 Report Posted June 20, 2013 I see he has been a bit further than that Eggy!
Symptoms Posted June 20, 2013 Report Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) And he has more influence: Edited June 20, 2013 by Symptoms
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted June 20, 2013 Author Report Posted June 20, 2013 He He, soon he will be recognised all over the world, not just Bedlington.Whilst he was getting his two pairs of golfing trousers, from Greenwoods, he noticed a cheap pair of jodhpurs and bought a pair for his trip to Cragside today.Wilf could not find a horse so he Rhododendron!
keith lockey Posted June 20, 2013 Report Posted June 20, 2013 Hey, Eggy, Peter hasn't half made a good job of landscaping your garden.
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted July 11, 2013 Author Report Posted July 11, 2013 Wilf, Wilf, where are you?
Eileen Posted July 14, 2013 Report Posted July 14, 2013 Eggy iv just recieved a photograph on face book, there is a site meeting of gnomes at George Stephensons Railway Museum, pink pigs there as well as George, Ian, Norman and Roly, I cant make out the rest, but maybe Wilf is there.
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted July 14, 2013 Author Report Posted July 14, 2013 Eggy iv just recieved a photograph on face book, there is a site meeting of gnomes at George Stephensons Railway Museum, pink pigs there as well as George, Ian, Norman and Roly, I cant make out the rest, but maybe Wilf is there.Eileen, thank you for watching out for Wilf but he doesn't like trains (or other gnomes). Unless he is on the 1st tee at Ryton golf with the trains flying past.
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted July 14, 2013 Author Report Posted July 14, 2013 You will all be pleased to know, he has turned up at Muirfield:-I have been sending him texts, for days, telling him he must come out in THE OPEN!
Symptoms Posted July 14, 2013 Report Posted July 14, 2013 Reports have come in that he's been away for a themed weekend:
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted July 14, 2013 Author Report Posted July 14, 2013 Reports have come in that he's been away for a themed weekend:Yep that definitely looks like Wilf & Eva (nee Braun) in the Führerbunker, at the 18th, Muirfield.
Alan Edgar (Eggy1948) Posted July 21, 2013 Author Report Posted July 21, 2013 (edited) The Open Championship, Muirfield GullaneRound 4 Leaderboard Scores, Par = 7118 - 21 July 2013 @11:44 Player Country Start of Round 4 1 Westwood Eng -3 2 Gnome Seghill -1 2 Woods US -1 4 Scott Aus E 5 Cabrera Arg 1 Edited July 21, 2013 by Eggy1948
Symptoms Posted July 23, 2013 Report Posted July 23, 2013 What was Wilf doing in London 9 months ago?
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