Wilf The Golfing Gnome

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

I keep telling the kids - Father's day, nothing for me I have everything, I need. Take me to a new pub for lunch and a pint of 'real-ale'.

However, today Wilf arrived. I wonder what adventures he wilf have?

[keith lockey]

Those shoes Wilf is wearing remind me of something else...let's see....

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

He has made a boob of his footwear. I think that's a 'fairway' to start Wilf's golfing adventures.

[keith lockey]

A nice pair of mashy niblicks, Eggy.

[the lone ranger]

farthas day to me is to get another hole in one to go with the other three that i have done

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

Today Wilf is going to Seaton Delaval Hall to see the flowers. Last time he was there he asked the head gardner - "are you planting in bunches this year? No". replied the gardener -"Just in Rose".

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

Today Wilf is going to Seaton Delaval Hall to see the flowers. Last time he was there he asked the head gardner - "are you planting in bunches this year? No". replied the gardener -"Just in Rose".

[tonyg]

ive got these ornaments around my caravan including the golfer

[Symptoms]

Eggs - the 'grass' in that photo in your first post looks suspiciously like that plakka roll-on stuff and not real tufts; or you don't have a mutt that causes brown patches where it pees; or ankle-biters to wreck the place and kick the gravel about. Ah, peace and quiet!

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

Eggs - the 'grass' in that photo in your first post looks suspiciously like that plakka roll-on stuff and not real tufts; or you don't have a mutt that causes brown patches where it pees; or ankle-biters to wreck the place and kick the gravel about. Ah, peace and quiet!

Perfectly true - Keith Lockey's ex school mate Peter just fitted it. So now Wilf, apart from when he is out and about, should never get lost.

Before:-

Edited June 17, 2013 by Eggy1948

[Maggie/915]

If Wilf visits Belsay he may need a white shirt to compete with Mr Darcy.

Jane Austin costumes are on display for a few months.

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

farthas day to me is to get another hole in one to go with the other three that i have done

Today Wilf went to Greenwoods:-

He got two pairs of plus fours, just in case he got a hole in one.

[Malcolm Robinson]

I see he has been a bit further than that Eggy!

[Symptoms]

And he has more influence:

Edited June 20, 2013 by Symptoms

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

He He, soon he will be recognised all over the world, not just Bedlington.

Whilst he was getting his two pairs of golfing trousers, from Greenwoods, he noticed a cheap pair of jodhpurs and bought a pair for his trip to Cragside today.

Wilf could not find a horse so he Rhododendron!

[keith lockey]

Hey, Eggy, Peter hasn't half made a good job of landscaping your garden.

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

Wilf, Wilf, where are you?

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

Wilf, is that you?

[Eileen]

Eggy iv just recieved a photograph on face book, there is a site meeting of gnomes at George Stephensons Railway Museum, pink pigs there as well as George, Ian, Norman and Roly, I cant make out the rest, but maybe Wilf is there.

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

Eggy iv just recieved a photograph on face book, there is a site meeting of gnomes at George Stephensons Railway Museum, pink pigs there as well as George, Ian, Norman and Roly, I cant make out the rest, but maybe Wilf is there.

Eileen, thank you for watching out for Wilf but he doesn't like trains (or other gnomes). Unless he is on the 1st tee at Ryton golf with the trains flying past.

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

You will all be pleased to know, he has turned up at Muirfield:-

I have been sending him texts, for days, telling him he must come out in THE OPEN!

[Symptoms]

Reports have come in that he's been away for a themed weekend:

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

Reports have come in that he's been away for a themed weekend:

Yep that definitely looks like Wilf & Eva (nee Braun) in the Führerbunker, at the 18th, Muirfield.

[Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)]

The Open Championship, Muirfield Gullane

Round 4 Leaderboard Scores, Par = 71

18 - 21 July 2013 @11:44

Player Country Start of Round 4

1 Westwood Eng -3

2 Gnome Seghill -1

2 Woods US -1

4 Scott Aus E

5 Cabrera Arg 1

Edited July 21, 2013 by Eggy1948

[Symptoms]

What was Wilf doing in London 9 months ago?