A Puzzled Tesco Customer

[threegee]

I was a little apprehensive buying this product and wondered why the price was so low. Having enjoyed three weeks of 1080p full HD viewing I must say I am still wondering.

 

Can anyone help this guy out by suggesting a reason? 

 

http://www.tesco.com/direct/isis-39227-39-inch-full-hd-1080p-led-tv-with-freeview/488-9668.prd

 

Best suggestion wins a half-price stay at this hotel (pay your own air fair):

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g293913-d1755532-Reviews-ISIS_Taipei_Boutique_Hotel-Taipei.html

 

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Update: Deal off - they've inexplicably changed the hotel's name.

http://www.booking.com/hotel/tw/bellezza.en-gb.html?aid=348060;label=hotel-330422

[Malcolm Robinson]

There are a few puzzled Tesco customers in Bedlington are there not?  

[threegee]

Not forgetting the shareholders puzzled where £14BN of their investments suddenly went.

 

I did suggest a short while back that an unexplained share price movement might warrant investigation, but never anticipated that with a very short while investigators would be crawling all over the company itself!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2812630/Tesco-face-formal-criminal-probe-Fraud-Office-discovery-263million-black-hole-profits.html

 

MD Chris Bush now has the perfect excuse not to make an honest woman of Tracy: "I may be going away for a while dear."

[Symptoms]

A more important question.  Why is Tracy trying to squeeze into a skirt that is plainly two sizes too small for her?

[Malcolm Robinson]

Ohh ya bitch Sym...........

[Symptoms]

There's a beautiful old hotel near where I live where I often go for an extended lunch, it's also a very popular venue for wedding receptions.  A great liquid afternoon is always brightened-up by watching all the tubby bridesmaids arriving dressed in pink frocks that are plainly way too small for them.  Buttons, hooks and zips straining under load, always ready to pop.  I can just imagine the scene when they ready themeselves at home:  "Darling does my bum look big in this?"  Of course, the partner always replying .....   when he should really reply