Can anybody mind the bus railin's at the Top End? Many a gay young blade (when gay had a different meaning) would escort his lady to the bus stop and while she wisely ducked under the railin' he would vault elegantly owa the railin', catch his toe and face plant into the cement.

Ouch.

Accidents will happen.

Didn't Elvis Costello sing about that in the Dark Ages.

Seem to think the next line was 'it's only hit and run'

After an accident recently it is amazing what memories it recalls in friends and others.

I remember I child telling me his Dad had fallen off a cliff in the Peak District.

When I looked concerned he said not to worry because he (his dad) had done it before.

Another lad suggested his Dad could help if needed . (Plastic Surgeon)