Monsta® Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Best wishes Joe - long may you keep us entertained with you incisive postings.canny spelling there symptoms! oh lord or grammar and spelling i knew you would stumble sooner or later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symptoms Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 canny spelling there symptoms! oh lord or grammar and spelling i knew you would stumble sooner or later!Ah, Monsta, Monsta, Monsta - you got me there! Hoisted by own petard - how embarrassing! However, before you disappear for a very short session of self-pleasuring by way of a celebration let me point-out that it was only ever my "aim" to provide good syntax, spelling, etc. An aim can only ever be an aspirational condition, never a pompous guarantee of perfection.Mmmm, but how to expain the missing letter .... maybe the Dragon voice recognition software couldn't accurately deal with my regional accent. Perhaps it was a sticking letter r on my keyboard - no, it couldn't be that as I gave-up the joys of self-pleasuring years ago (you'll discover that when you get to my age). Could it be down to the Rousseau effect (the philosopher Monsta, not that big fat Greek singer*) who after being abused by country bumpkins, escaped, and only later realised his mistake in not dealing with the problem immediately; of course by then it was much too late to rectify the error? Might it have something to do with a brain addled by chemotherapy dope - nope!Please Monsta (or should that be Monster) don't drag me off to the Camps ... forgive me.*the fat Greek bloke is of course Demis Roussos - my poor attempt at injecting some humour into the proceedings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsta® Posted April 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Ah, Monsta, Monsta, Monsta - you got me there! Hoisted by own petard - how embarrassing! However, before you disappear for a very short session of self-pleasuring by way of a celebration let me point-out that it was only ever my "aim" to provide good syntax, spelling, etc. An aim can only ever be an aspirational condition, never a pompous guarantee of perfection.Mmmm, but how to expain the missing letter .... maybe the Dragon voice recognition software couldn't accurately deal with my regional accent. Perhaps it was a sticking letter r on my keyboard - no, it couldn't be that as I gave-up the joys of self-pleasuring years ago (you'll discover that when you get to my age). Could it be down to the Rousseau effect (the philosopher Monsta, not that big fat Greek singer*) who after being abused by country bumpkins, escaped, and only later realised his mistake in not dealing with the problem immediately; of course by then it was much too late to rectify the error? Might it have something to do with a brain addled by chemotherapy dope - nope!Please Monsta (or should that be Monster) don't drag me off to the Camps ... forgive me.*the fat Greek bloke is of course Demis Roussos - my poor attempt at injecting some humour into the proceedings.what ever you say and it's Mr Monsta to you! colonel we all know its you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest missvic Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 what ever you say and it's Mr Monsta to you! colonel we all know its you! Hmmm... I think it could be time for the Colonel Test, Symptoms:Claret or Alcopop?Moon or Noir?Belle or Sebastian?Have you got my sledge?You may all feel free to take this test... I will deduce my answers by your results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symptoms Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Hmmm... I think it could be time for the Colonel Test, Symptoms:Claret or Alcopop?Moon or Noir?Belle or Sebastian?Have you got my sledge?You may all feel free to take this test... I will deduce my answers by your results.Well missvic, here goes ...Moet surelyGreat drummer riddled with demonsBelle AND Sebastian clearlyNot Percy?or maybe I just don't understand the mechanics of the test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsta® Posted April 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Well missvic, here goes ...Moet surelyGreat drummer riddled with demonsBelle AND Sebastian clearlyNot Percy?or maybe I just don't understand the mechanics of the test.yes you really are stuck up your own !*!@# ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 what ever you say and it's Mr Monsta to you! colonel we all know its you! Could be, but I sense a denzelist lurking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mongo Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 what ever you say and it's Mr Monsta to you! colonel we all know its you! yes definitely colonel 100% pap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Flumbled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsta® Posted April 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 i was talking to your alter ego and that was a typo but im not the one claiming to be the oxford dictionary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cympil Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Could be, but I sense a denzelist lurking. hope not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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