Merlin Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 ... a bycicle with only one wheel, he thought 'thats strange' and started to fumble in his pocket, looking for a.....piece of paper with some phone numbers on to ring ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TokyoGirl Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 and he found the ring that controls all other rings instead, so he......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cympil Posted July 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 and he found the ring that controls all other rings instead, so he.............jumped in the nearest taxi and sped off to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Darn Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 ....jumped in the nearest taxi and sped off to....New York, (coz with our new next day delivery service....) In new york, he went to the local wal*mart where he bought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cympil Posted July 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 New York, (coz with our new next day delivery service....) In new york, he went to the local wal*mart where he bought......a wife..she wasn`t much to look at but she had an enormous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah24 Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 ...a wife..she wasn`t much to look at but she had an enormous...wizards sleeve that he could.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 wizards sleeve that he could..........Hide in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah24 Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Hide inwith a packet of crisps and a stick of...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TokyoGirl Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Licquorice, so he........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah24 Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Licquorice, so he........opened the sleeve and jumped up and saw..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MONGO Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 opened the sleeve and jumped up and saw.....two big black heads stairing at him holding...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Darn Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 two big black heads stairing at him holding.........little england flags...(like the one Mr Darn has for sale on bedbay!), this reminded our crusading hero of home, so he went to the travel agents asking for a cheap flight. the girl behind the counter was young, pretty and blonde, and he was rather embarressed when she noticed his..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cympil Posted July 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 ...little england flags...(like the one Mr Darn has for sale on bedbay!), this reminded our crusading hero of home, so he went to the travel agents asking for a cheap flight. the girl behind the counter was young, pretty and blonde, and he was rather embarressed when she noticed his..........wife standing next to him.He felt totally shown up,he decided there and then that the wife had been a mistake.He thought for a moment.Then it came to him,the perfect plan! He decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 .....wife standing next to him.He felt totally shown up,he decided there and then that the wife had been a mistake.He thought for a moment.Then it came to him,the perfect plan! He decided to......sell her into slavery,but got no takers so as a last resort he...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sizsells Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 .....wife standing next to him.He felt totally shown up,he decided there and then that the wife had been a mistake.He thought for a moment.Then it came to him,the perfect plan! He decided to...Wait until it was a cold dark misty halloween night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cympil Posted July 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Wait until it was a cold dark misty halloween night ...then he would do away with her good and proper..so,chopper in hand,he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 ...sell her into slavery,but got no takers so as a last resort he...........murdered and mutilated her,burying her in hartford woods he waited till one spooky misty halloween night and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Darn Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 .....murdered and mutilated her,burying her in hartford woods he waited till one spooky misty halloween night and....told the story to a group of cub scouts (whom missdarn is looking for her local group!) who then 'went prepared' and located the burial site, where they found...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cympil Posted July 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 told the story to a group of cub scouts (whom missdarn is looking for her local group!) who then 'went prepared' and located the burial site, where they found.........Mongo,who had been banished to the forest forever more..but he was over the moon,because after all the bother he had caused,he could now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Darn Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 ...Mongo,who had been banished to the forest forever more..but he was over the moon,because after all the bother he had caused,he could now.......Eat cheese again, which ment when he bent over and strained, a..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MONGO Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 ...Eat cheese again, which ment when he bent over and strained, a.....a big cheezy watsit apeared in the shape of mrdarns head with.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cympil Posted July 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 a big cheezy watsit apeared in the shape of mrdarns head with.......a quaver for each lug..and a.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Darn Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 ... Baseball bat. With Mr Darns head under one arm, our crusading young fellow decided to go shopping. on the way he met a young girl. "Whats your name?" he asked her... "Sally" she said, "Whats your name?"Realising this was his chance to let the readers know his real name, our crusader smiles, and says "Well hi there sally, my name is......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MONGO Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 ... Baseball bat. With Mr Darns head under one arm, our crusading young fellow decided to go shopping. on the way he met a young girl. "Whats your name?" he asked her... "Sally" she said, "Whats your name?"Realising this was his chance to let the readers know his real name, our crusader smiles, and says "Well hi there sally, my name is......"mongo and i'm gona show you a good time with my very large..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cympil Posted July 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 ... Baseball bat. With Mr Darns head under one arm, our crusading young fellow decided to go shopping. on the way he met a young girl. "Whats your name?" he asked her... "Sally" she said, "Whats your name?"Realising this was his chance to let the readers know his real name, our crusader smiles, and says "Well hi there sally, my name is......"...my name is..my name is..Slim Shady..So off they skipped to somewhere over the rainbow and jumped into the nearest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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