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More people in Northumberland voted to leave the EU – a 8.21% majority. 96,699 Votes to leave 82,022 Votes to remain 14,677 Majority A total of 178,721 people voted, representing 74.32% of the 240,480 electorate. .

Prime Minister expected to resign this morning, no word as yet on the Chancellor

You'll just have to hope for a Brexit every day then! I'm overjoyed that my cost of living has gone up sharply for now (but it won't get any worse than it got under global Gordon). Anyway, the inevitable demise of the overvalued Euros I have to find has been hastened a lot. Remember that the people who are betting against Sterling this morning are the people who've just lost a packet with their huge bookie bets on Remain, and are also the same people who failed to foresee the debt crisis when it was staring them fully in the face. With a competent PM - one that's not essentially anti-British - and a chancellor that's not a vindictive school-yard bully boy, Sterling will inevitably climb again. Put your country first, and it will do what it has always done and look after you!

Smart answers: A teacher at West Australian (hand on heart, that's the way it was told to me) university reminded her students of tomorrow's final exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your family, but that's it. No other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-@rsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked "What if I come in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand".