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All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example: the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen; Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin, and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. So it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT-&-DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

dredging up a memory of being in Marinello in Italy on a jolly with Ferrari and at the launch of the Fiat Tipo range (at the time the Agnelli family owned fiat and Ferrari) when I saw the 'logo 'on the diesel version I had to get more wine!!!! the designers had decided to call it the Tipo turbo diesel - fair enough but the Logo was.... TIPO TurD in nice shiny chrome.

a cultural centre showing all that Bedlington has to offer?? is that not the new NCC HQ at ashington?? -- some of the mad max films were recorded at m/bro -- no surprise in that

ref naming your vehicles can anyone recall the Renault clio ads? - there was a parody of that which will prob get me banned - the ad campaign was - what's yours called? ahem the response was clito*** cos its red and every C***'s got one -- will post again if I'm ever allowed back on the forum -- adieu xxx