I remembered - to nights one liners :-
I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
I did a gig in a fertility clinic. I got a standing ovulation
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it
Tuesday is caronavirus lock down Joke night so just in case by 20:00 I have forgotten :-
What do you call a magician who has lost his magic? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ian.