Nope - never thick young lady. The text is just based on the old jokes that would start with - An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a bar and the Englisman says.......................... - that's nowt (just for Bill) says the Irishman .............................. - well that's nowt says the Scotsman ....................................
Now they don't brag or tell tales etc etc they just moan at Trump.
It's this Lockdown, I'm getting me days mixed up