With Christmas fast approaching your thoughts may already be turning to what to buy for the young lady in your life. Shopping can be a nightmare, especially if you are thinking of buying clothing of a ‘more personal nature’. Here’s some handy information on bras which may be of help:
Bras come in 4 types:
Catholic – supports the masses
Salvation Army – lifts the fallen
Presbyterian – keeps them staunch and upright
Baptist – makes mountains out of molehills
Then there’s the lettering system for the cup size! But, we women have a simple way of remembering it:
A – Almost boobs
B – Barely there
C –Can’t complain
D –Dang!
DD – Double dang!
E – Enormous
F – Fake
G – Get a reduction for Heaven’s sake!
H – Help me; I’m falling over (sometimes simply labeled as ‘The over-shoulder, boulder holder)
Happy shopping