Ms Hair

Not that I'm a fan of the 'lion rouge,' but are you allowed to !*!@# local businesses off/advertise on here? I don't mean to sound bitchy its a genuine question. I know competition is healthy and should be encouraged (a bit more would motivate some of our failing businesses around here,) but picking on someone beacuse they have a skin complaint, howay!

I was going to post about this unfortunate use of the English language.

Kids in year 1 would point out that mistake.

The colouring in is nice however, year 1 can't do that as well.

Just wondering, those with hot water..did it begin with a cold trickle at first before you got hot?

I'm still waiting for the hot, is it because the pressure is so low it won't kick start the boiler that hot doesn't work?

I want to know when I can have a shower!! And I want one before settling down to watch 'pardon my french!'

(I know I spoke too soon when I posted last night!)

By the way anyone sle noticed people have been stocking up on other un-related items such as bread and toilet roll?? :-/

All the rumours I've heard said 2 days (from this morning.) There are 2 15 mile pipes and they can't find the leak. However I have water, (although no pressure). Not so bad being a station knacker now! Just have a scouse wash people, (wet wipes.) It's also a good excuse to sup up those stray cans we all have at the back of the fridge/garage!

I think weeing in public has its benefits..it seems to produce some good stories.

One of Dad's pals had a wazz in tallentyres doorway many moons ago, when collared by the plod and asked if he had a police record he said, "Yes I have, message in a bottle." Chortle, the old ones are the best.

An ex pub landlord some of us know had a widdle outside the domino. On sight of the police heading towards him he began to run, spilling beer-wee all over his trousers and shoes, he though he had won his race with the law when he tragically jammed his charles in the zipper and gave the cops a few extra vital seconds to catch him and fine him £30 or so. Not a good night!

Of course ladies shouldn't piddle in public, that's just gross.

More Eurovisions fun, last night's fantastic performance by Lithuania.

Watch out for Denzel going mental and freaking out at the intrumental break.

I'm not as bored after seeing that, eee you tickle me you do. I know this is really old but it's a good un anyhow,

http://gprime.net/flash.php/numanuma

Oh well you get the idea!

[bB Script fixed by Webmaster (though I'm not exactly sure why!) - P.S.: Null Point!]

Aye, the tavern was OK last night. It didn't really rock my night though, saying that none of the pubs did! I was really disappointed that Bedlington's favourite drunk driver wasn't there, that is my only serious criticism. I thought the atmosphere and punter numbers could have been much improved had there been a live band. Just a thought. (Would give added advantage over other pubs.)

Glad you liked it colonel. If you come out later on I'll fetch a lidnt egg 4 u, now that will be livin alright. (It's smaller than a cream egg though so your breakfast tommorow will be even meagrerer!)

Don't knock humford. I have great memories of walking there, (and Plessey Woods) whatever the weather, with my 'weekend dad!'

Dougal is hot. I've got a video of this episode and it's gone snowy! Cheers colonel.

Just want to share the bestest thing in the world with those who don't love him yet.....

www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/

There is a second and third episode as well.

Sorry if this wasn't a proper link. I'm a cyberdummie. Go on the site and watch 'kenya' and 'mr stabby'

All the guards in the Vatican are swiss.

I'll wear a scarf and some mittens.

Got some with a string on you can borrow! Word on da street is the railway is gonna build a delightful sheltered gazebo style tab hut with patio heaters and a sort of bar to sit at.

Speaking as somebody who's grandad has had a plastic tube sticking out of his neck for the last 9 years I think the sooner smoking becomes less socially acceptable the better. It will be nice not to wake up stinking of someone else's stale smoke after a night out.

Denzel is a heemahalf I have seen the mangina. Sometimes he/she calls it their shenis. But seriously, Denzel is a good person who likes to have the last word in the non tinternet world too!

That's a long word! Pedant!! ha ha

You guys crack me up yer but no but yer but no but yer but no but YER!

Sizzels can't spell. They should look at THEIR dictionary. Fair play to all the regular cyberspace gobshites, they amuse thousands with THEIR entertaining shanannigans. Chill oot and post something positive.

Yey. The big day is finally here 4 our 2station knacker pals.

I hope it's all going ok. He should be saying 'i do' as i send this.

Looking forward to the giant pissup tonight! Hope to see you 2 in your bestest suits and that. Mines a vodka diet coke!

We will be dancing to hi ho silver lining in about 8 hours time, the colonel will have his tie tied round his heed rambo style! I love weddings.