Ms Hair

I'm surprised he didn't have to postpone it because of being in casualty with those scary WWF moves he was pulling on Sunday!

Repetition brings it's own reward. Keep applying for any job of interest, turn up looking fabulous, take a deep breath and plunge into the interview.

Remind yourself that the person interviewing you had to go through the same process in recent times. Let your common sense flow, and remember how far you have come on your own.

Once you have the job, wait sixty days to pay for important things like food, rent, lots of clothes, and then go out and buy a digital camera to take pictures of the attractive, employed person you now are!

Lots of luck, but more importantly remember how far you have brought yourself. And of course you deserve a job that is up to your standard.

Best wishes and go get em!

Joe

I bet that's the first time a post has made someone cry! (Excluding some of Denzel/Mr Necks viscious swipes at each other!)

Merci Monsieur. You are indeed a gentleman.

No, never you Ms Hair,

You remind me too much of my youngest daughter.

Joe

I will take that as a fine compliment JR! Thankyou for that little boost on this sorry day!

I didn't get it for the record. A more experienced person got it. (We were all newly qualifieds at the interview....grrr.)

Pencil - schools don't have good HR depts. Says a lot.

Roll on the next cryptic picture. It's times like these I wish I had a digital camera.

Giddy up.

I wish I was one

And the poor ski resorts in france can't get opened cos of a lack of snow! Greedy Canadians!!

(Cue sound of J Rooney's name being scratched off Denzel's Christmas card list. Folds arms and mutters 'harumph'.)

I want to know who the several others are! I take things to heart...I hope it isn't me!!

Just imagine the interviewer is naked. Simply get Mr Hair to ask you some awkward questions; in a similar vein to your role-play nights in fact.

Mr Hair doesn't make me nervous though! It's the questions+the nerves = Nee job! It's a formula that's gonna take some beating! I don't think the naked thing works as the people aren't intimidating they were nice female first school teachers. If I'd fallen over and grazed my knee they would have been like a mam.

Ps I mentioned role-play in the interview. I doubt if it's the kind you mean though.

Just had an interview, god they are awful things! It would be a miracle if I got it.

Does anyone have any unfortunate/funny tales of how they've screwed up interviews to make me feel better?

I didn't do anything funny or worth writing to make you laugh however, just gave the sort of answers that make you sound like your brain is made of mush and probably didn't address what they were asking anyway!

I should go drunk to my next one, I don't seem to find nerves a problem after a few glasses of rose.

My vote is with 'keep doing it!' I love winning stuff. What do I get then?

Netherdale Venue. Home of pissed up teenagers.

Just get rid of the daft colours on the 'bedlington.co.uk' logo Threegee man.

I like the daft colours!

More colour suggestions.....

(You might want to get dead fancy and we could get different colours each time we log on)

1. Terriers football team colours. Not to be confused with sunderland. But then the tag-line would have to be changed. I suggest, "Its a bit of a hole but it's our hole." Or "GIVE US A LEISURE CENTRE!!!!!"

2. Green to match the bins/railings/seats.

3. Pink. Cos it's nice.

I saw someone walking a Bedlington terrier up the front street yesterday, around teatime. Quite a cute little thing it was.

Yappy little camel-wannabes!

Now, if I know one thing, it's that my fellow Bedlingtonners love a bit of avant-garde, interpretative modern dance. It's one of the things the town is known for.

With that in mind, I present this piece for your delectation.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

How truly awful.

If you want see something of a higher standard .. Magical trevor 4!!!

Mr Hair likes them.

.....I see your point!

By the way Kasabien come from Leicester, they were giving it a big up on radio 1 today.

This is my idea of an informal, yet informative, museum...

http://www.sexmuseumamsterdam.nl/index2.html

I walked past that museum and saw a couple taking their child in there! The child didn't seem overly keen, even after they explained what sex was. I used to get taken to the hancock!

I will find out more about it and get back. I'm nearly certain it has 1900 on the bottom. Ooh getting a bit excited now! May have a rummage around some of their old junk too!

Hey there fellow Bedlingtonians. I'm just wondering if any of you know anything about antiques? My Grandparents have a piece of china with a Bedlington Terrier on it from about 1900 (we think,) it's a co-op commemorative item. Told them I'd ask on here to see if anyone has any ideas if it's valuable or where I can go to find out.

Will post a better description when I see it myself.

Who knows, one of those terrier-loving rich americans might pay top-whack for it!

Wouldn't life be smashing if that chirpy music was playing all the time!

We could be warned of hazards in our path by music of a more periolous nature.

Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, et al. Where would they been without horses!

Joe

Rainbow bright....She-ra....Lester Piggot....Pedigree chum....

Thankyou bar lass for your point of view. If I was you I would get your horsey pals together and do something about it. The people I saw on the horses looked like they had no control, one was a very small child and the other one didn't look older than 18.

JR, at least miss vic knows more than most people on here about local history even if it's not 100% accurate. All I know about is the Sun Inn murders. The story behind that was different depending on who you spoke too, but that's what makes history interesting! (I have never said that before ever, Mr Hair I hope you're proud.)

For once I agree with Denzel. They are only good for one thing.. that's betting on.

Apologies for the earlier Victor Meldrew style rant. I have chilled out a bit more now. However I still think horse owners should be made to clean up the giant messes their horses make on our roads and footpaths.